Billy

nope

[Billy @tikishirts]

Sometimes I would be in the middle of something mundane and suddenly hear Steve-o screaming ‘I JUST FUCKING KICKED A SHARK IN THE FUCKING HEAD’ and it would reduce me to tears

[Brooke !! @tomupilled]

do you have a favourite quote from anybody on jackass? if so, share it!

[Billy @tikishirts]

it’d be pretty awesome to have a day at work where I don’t feel like killing myself

[Billy @tikishirts]

@BBW_BFF The replies to that tweet are insanely toxic, good lord

[Billy @tikishirts]

@WyattDuncan This thing definitely feels 10-15 years too late. This probably would have hit hard back then but now it’s too corny

[Billy @tikishirts]

im built like this btw (except hairier. and paler. more stretch marks. flabbier. im saying im basically jon hamm)

[ray @styledinred]

Jon Hamm in "Your Friends & Neighbors"

[Billy @tikishirts]

is everything just sequels and remakes now

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A sequel for ‘ROMY AND MICHELE’ has begun filming.

Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino will return to star.

[kofi anon @poemPilled]

(After 50 years of not talking to her) well at least I showed tremendous restraint. Time to die,

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Meet my best friend pain

[Billy @tikishirts]

@ilysurvivor He’s dressed like Peter Griffin

[Billy @tikishirts]

saw someone in Venice wearing one of those Pratt LA hats. absolutely cursed loser energy

[Billy @tikishirts]

The Gerald Butler one is my favorite because some guy was trying to be crafty and sneak a picture but he had flash on and the look on Butler’s face… I thought I was about to witness a murder

[Billy @tikishirts]

-nodded hello at Albert Brooks walking his dog in Brentwood last week
-Tony Hawk leaving Fresh Bros in Marina del Rey
-walked past Wee Man at Dodgers Stadium
-Frances McDormand and Joel Coen at Gelson’s Santa Monica
-Gerald Butler at a Pete Holmes show at the Largo (random!)

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

Top 5 celebrity sightings (in no order):
-David Cross at a Silverlake Junction party
-Kate Winslet at Malibu Ralph's
-Lighting Matthew Perry's cig outside a theater
-Peeing next to Marilyn Manson at Arclight Hollywood
-Richard Kind on a street within 24 hrs of moving to NYC

[Billy @tikishirts]

legitimately had one of the worst social days ever, personally and professionally. Just amazing how much I suck!

[Billy @tikishirts]

This is my Avengers: Endgame

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the final ‘JACKASS’ movie, featuring:

• A robot giving a rectal exam with its hand caked in peanut butter

• A electric shock collar on someone's penis before hitting a metal pole

• An escape room featuring an electric chair

In theaters on June 26.

[anna @annakatherines_]

I'd rather be dead in Los Angeles than alive in Iowa

[raccoon aesthetic. @raccoonesthetic]

pspspspsp

[Billy @tikishirts]

obviously it’s

[Billy @tikishirts]

my date last night referenced the kevin smith anniversary tweet. i think i might be in love

[Billy @tikishirts]

@lunarfq I affirm