elver galarga

this is not based on a true story...

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

In this house AJ Brown is a hero, end of story

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

It's so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they've always been out of their fucking minds

[vini @levecomopena]

her biggest enemy being behind her…

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

“you’ll never meet your soulmate on a dating app”

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

As a single Millennial with no dependents and a six figure income, I’m apparently this country’s only tax base.

[Iran Embassy in Thailand ☫ @IranInThailand]

Are you ready folks?

[ap @aphiphop22]

@denzelcurry @maikamanX you sure bro?

[Riċ @ricblurs]

how being rage baited looks

[Nduko™ @nduko__]

you will be shocked by how many doors will open for you if are just insane and delusional

[Edgar De La Sancha @Erotic_Cowboys]

@Not___KC

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

smoking that shit that gave robert dinero

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

AS MANY PEOPLE KNOW, I AM A TREMENDOUS LOVER OF “THE SPANISH.” IT IS A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE SPOKEN BY MANY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA AND ACROSS THE WORLD. I AM ALSO A HUGE FAN OF PUERRRRRRRTO RICO. THAT IS WHY I AM DECLARING TOMORROW IN CALIFORNIA AS “BAD BUNNY DAY” WHEN BAD BUNNY PERFORMS AT THE BIG GAME IN THE GOLDEN STATE WITH HIS SOOTHING, BEAUTIFUL VOICE, AND HIS VERY NICE LOOKS. MANY PEOPLE CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM ACCORDING TO MY “GUYS” AND “GALS!” (JESSE WATTERS IS OBSESSED WITH HIM ALMOST AS MUCH AS HE IS WITH ME!). WE LOVE BAD BUNNY! HE IS NEARLY AS “HOT” AS ME, WHICH IS A BIG COMPLIMENT, BECAUSE THERE IS NOBODY “HOTTER.” HAPPY BAD BUNNY DAY, AMERICA. ENJOY!!! —GOVERNOR GCN

[elver galarga @tikithecreator]

@Andy Ask Dorinda why she was a fake housewife!!

[ni @556god]

My coworker been singing Down in the DM for 5 hrs straight

[vivi @vivi1369267]

nothing is tmi to me in fact tell me more