🍌poko🍌

20👆／日本語ぉｋ

[과즙루피 @terafabXai]

매일 아침 5분 일찍 출근하는 이유
그냥 다른 사람의 개들을 보고 싶을 뿐. 🥲🐶

[🍌poko🍌 @tikyjun]

@KateTsaoW 5萬訂閱的話其實一兩百人同接都算很常見🫠阿萬這個開台頻率比得上全職V了，甚至還是勤奮的那一撮

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

'Dr Death', Body Worlds creator Gunther von Hagens, dies at 81 https://t.co/FPesBK1tQE

[ライブドアニュース @livedoornews]

【訃報】作家・東野圭吾さん、大腸がんのため死去 享年68
https://t.co/rbjCqyAHtg

27日、講談社が東野さんの死去を発表した。同社は「東野圭吾さん ご逝去のお知らせ」と題した文書を公表。葬儀は家族葬で執り行われたとし、お別れの会については決まり次第案内するとしている。

[味の素パーク @AJINOMOTOPARK]

買って欲しそうに
あなたを見つめるレタス
（顔面強力：藤原竜也さん）

夏、市場にあふれる旬のレタスを、
もっと食べてほしいから…

JA全農長野さんとコラボして、
一部スーパーで随時販売。
見かけたら買ってね。

https://t.co/8kYCQtezXW

#CookDoオイスターソース
#買ってくレタス

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨BREAKING: Larry the Cat caught a mouse on day one of being reappointed Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office

[@bethanymrd]

[オリコンニュース @oricon]

藤原竜也の顔のレタス発売【1万個限定】
https://t.co/RMZfTWdHHD
⠀
藤原竜也の「顔」がフィルムにプリントされたレタスが首都圏や関西圏の一部スーパーで発売開始。味の素がJA全農長野と共同で実施しているもので、藤原に「顔を貸してくれないか？」と依頼し実現。その背景には大真面目な理由が…

[沃草 Watchout @watchoutTW]

「起初他們抓捕書店店員時......」

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途中経過②

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途中経過⑤

[石据カチル＠エンジョイ勢 @kachiru_i]

昔描いたスルタンらくがきです🗡️🪙👑
#スルタンのゲーム #SultansGame

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途中経過④

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途中経過③

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途中経過②

[20th Century @20thCentury_SIN]

ウルトラマンの日 in 杉並公会堂
ウルトラマンティガ30thプレミアムステージ

当時のスタッフさんも来ていただき、沢山のファンの皆さんの30年分の愛を感じる空間でした！
#どーぞ

長野

#ウルトラマンの日
#ウルトラマンティガ
#ウルトラマンティガ30周年

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

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【おやつ編】
猫に煮干しをあげよう🐟

[桜プリン🐾書籍発売中！ @kuiruri]

合計約731,000粒＋その他反応分でした！
ありがとうございました！

[밥도둑 @id_mohajiyo]

아니 같이있으면 더웃김 개지랄별자리

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