joe from you

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

doubling your income is far more important than forcing someone to text you back. you’ve got things to do, stay focused.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

you enjoy a little hobby and people will say you need to make it into a business. we’re in capitalist hell.

[shawn @shawnumo]

.@ManCity @ErlingHaaland @PhilFoden

[kamo 🇿🇦 @kamogelx]

Priorities:

1. Make a million
2. Get an M340i
3. Buy an apartment

👩🏾‍🦱: “Baby, I want some sushi”

Priorities:

1. Get her sushi
2. Make a million
3. Get an M340i
4. Buy an apartment

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Quan randomly ran into an Atlanta Hood Pastor at the gas station and wasn’t taking him seriously because he was wearing a Chrome Hearts hoodie, but Quan instantly changed his perspective on him after hearing him speak about gratitude 🙏🙌

[isa @tomswrren]

WE BACK IN DA PITT TOMORROW

[X @XaviercMiller]

Because everything does work out… as long as you’re not a BAN.

[joe from you @til13r]

@adawndeezy you gone get that mf for sure

[Zamalisa @Zamedyzamzam]

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

[Lil Rodney son @girlhefunny_1]

Niggas said life too serious for that April fools shit rn 😭😭😭

[TSM @Drelatrell]

I don’t know how to fully explain it, but your circle and who you are friends with really matter

[RUSS @russdiemon]

being honest about your ambition and quest for greatness > false humility and self deprecation in a hope to be relatable and rooted for

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

Nostalgia is memory telling you that you were once exactly where you needed to be. What a privilege it is to have lived days worth missing, to carry time within you as proof that you’ve felt deeply, that there were days so full they glow in hindsight and refuse to fade