HOT BODIMUS

I'm Rodimus, the charming Cybertronian ex-prime and current captain of a ship set to find the fabled Knights of Cybertron. Wait, why are you laughing?

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@Snipeceptor *fingerguns. that are even more annoying than usual.*

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@Magvnasu It's a riddle.

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@Magvnasu I got a riddle for you, Mag– er, Minimus. What's small and green and won't have fun?

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@Magvnasu You're so cute. *throws the smaller bot over his shoulder and walks toward Swerve's oops*

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@Snipeceptor Is Whirl a petulant sparkling?

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@Magvnasu I see. Well, you are relieved of duties until further notice. *smirks, before picking him up under his arms*

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@Snipeceptor That's it.

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@Magvnasu Where's your suit?

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@Snipeceptor Drunk on life.

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@Magvnasu Granted. Wait– why?

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@Snipeceptor BECAUSE. Life is BEAUTIFUL. I could kiss you right now.

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@Snipeceptor Yes I am, Percy. Yes I am.

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@Snipeceptor We can only hope so, Percy. *gives a completely unabashed wink*

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@Snipeceptor *literally smirks like a smug asshole* I know, right? Heh.

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WHO'S READY? I'M READY.
// ROLEPLAY WITH ME. I'M BACK.

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I'm ready.

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@thiefyy You offering?

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@thiefyy *wink*

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@Magvnasu Don't worry about it. I'm a fool to stay so long away from you. ... Er, the crew as well.

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@Magvnasu I... I have to go.