Matt Tilbury

Dad. Husband. DIY expert. That's about it really.

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[Matt Tilbury @tilbomatt]

@ballondor *announcement ffs

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@premierleague Solly March. Never ever heard it any other way.

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@SkySportsBoxing @LLPrice94 *crowning

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@IcelandFoods Thanks for replying Pete. How should he get in touch? He has a landline and a mobile from the 80s which is why I sort things out for him. Cheers.

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@IcelandFoods is your Belgrave Gate store in Leicester still open? They made errors on my dad's order on Thursday, but no answer after 50 phone calls from me and even when Customer services rang.

[Phil Howarth @PhilHowarth]

I can't breathe 😭

[Matt Tilbury @tilbomatt]

@ChrisHewitt Yep. Rich Hall 👌

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@SkyCricket *91-7

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@LFC Diogo is my man 💪

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@Kanishkanan1 @WisdenCricket Cricket is not for you fella

[Matt Tilbury @tilbomatt]

@anon_opin I would definitely say 5-3-3 makes more sense. But my number has a 'double' as the 8th and 9th numbers, so I have to do 5-2-2-2. I have no choice.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Presenting the reversible Gareth Southgate Christmas jumper.

The perfect gift for the fickle England fan…

(18+ BeGambleAware)

[Matt Tilbury @tilbomatt]

@ladbible Curry.
Plain should be illegal. No salt and vinegar, no party

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@Gabriel57141282 @3SwordStyle83 @TheAnfieldTalk @henrywinter Which day was that?

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@benstokes38 Bloody hell Ben, you've got a billion replies heading your way! Get your tin hat on fella.

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@fesshole Just one comma, that's all I ask for

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@TheBarmyArmy Dermot Reeve

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@nottslive J

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@TheBarmyArmy Cheese and ham toasties have never been so popular!