taylor brandgard

you are here, I am not.

[Casey McGaw @CaseyyMcGaw]

"Too loud, too reckless, too ghetto"

"Uncle Sam" representing those who tell the Black community how to behave. The dancers forming a disconnected American flag.

The imagery. The cultural significance & relevance. An absolute work of art here.

Kendrick Lamar, man.

#SuperBowl

[taylor brandgard @tillerbrandy]

@pulte Bless what you do for others

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The Platypus - a venomous, egg-laying mammal. In 1799, scientists deemed it to be a fake animal of various sewn-together parts while studying a preserved body.

[Audra Worlow 🇺🇸 @audrawrongspeak]

When people say to you “oh men would never jump into a public restroom to assault someone.”

Yes. Yes they would. A lot of predators lose the ability to control themselves, even in public.

Even when they can get caught easily. No impulse control.

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

Our cover of “Landslide” Live from @theryman is available to watch on YouTube! We loved hearing y’all sing this one with us. 🤠💫

Watch Now: https://t.co/5dYZ1rBiFJ

#Landslide #FlatlandCavalry #Cover

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

Woke up this morning to find this little band from Lubbock, TX got nominated for our first @ACMawards!!! 🤠

We’re honored to be recognized for getting to do what we love. Our heartfelt gratitude to all who’ve helped us along the road towards making our dreams a reality. Thank you, Humble Folks!

[taylor brandgard @tillerbrandy]

https://t.co/t4JexyW29U

[Drew Landry @MrDrewLandry]

the magical thing about Shane Gillis is that his liberal fans think he’s a leftist using shock humor to deliver progressive messages and his conservative fans think he’s a rebellious edgelord who’s triggering the libs when in reality he’s just a dude bein a guy

[taylor brandgard @tillerbrandy]

thinking there is only 1 ravioli on your fork; surprise it’s two.

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

i would die for the women i call my friends

[taylor brandgard @tillerbrandy]

@ColeColwell1 with the wooo

Another FANTASTIC show @FlatlandCavalry

[Kayla Knapp @TheKaylaKnapp]

if you think Jason Kelce going bonkers at a football game is cool, but are annoyed by Taylor Swift cheering, you might just hate women

[Malik @SuperSaiyanCock]

she detached her pussy, melted it down to titanium and steel then turned it into a hard drive and when she plugged it into her laptop, this is what she heard.

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

Matthew Stafford yelled at Aidan Hutchinson.

And he took that personally.

[2hollis Shady Facts @lovelysewer]

I haven’t seen saltburn yet but I imagine this is what it’s like