TillyDunk

Coming up with Shit Puns since 1988

[TillyDunk @TillyDunk]

🤘 THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS. WE SHALL PREVAIL.

[Natalie Jamieson @Nat_Jamieson]

Genuine call-out to @BBCR1 @BBCRadio2 @BBC6Music to see if those @glastonbury archives can be raided to put on an ultimate #Glasto classic line-up online / red button for that w/end in June? Am still gonna need a live-music fix & it could bring *such* joy! @jowhiley @emilyeavis

[TillyDunk @TillyDunk]

BORINGDICK LUMBERSNATCH https://t.co/NWWjwKgp4s

[TillyDunk @TillyDunk]

Meat eaters forever: "Why are you Vegetarian?"
Me:

[Everyone's Favourite Jim @JimmerUK]

Guess Who? Colleen Rooney edition

[Sam White @samwrite]

Was just told a story by a friend about her work colleague who went on a first date, ordered a bottle of wine (and subsequently two more) and mis-read the price as £50.00 instead of the actual £5000, and now has a ten year direct debit to The Shard to pay off her huge wine debt.

[TillyDunk @TillyDunk]

I feel the sun against my skin, and I am sunburnt @Eurovision @bbceurovision

[TillyDunk @TillyDunk]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp awful service in the last week - my order failed to arrive after 7 days and have been told twice in online chat that they will contact the delivery service and to expect email - yet no reply. Ordered over two weeks ago and no sign of my order. VERY unhappy

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Sharon Horgan @SharonHorgan]

They’re not fucking cigars

[TillyDunk @TillyDunk]

Phillenium! (he’s here and I DON’T like it) https://t.co/LShjkt0rhJ

[Chris Morris Bits @Morris_Bits]

Congratulations to Olivia Colman for her Oscar-winning performance as Pam Bachelor in Look Around You

[TillyDunk @TillyDunk]

Jeeebus.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘We have a system that is fundamentally broken.’ — Rep. @AOC is explaining just how f*cked campaign finance laws really are

[TillyDunk @TillyDunk]

The Ghost of Kissedmas Past / A Wooden Leg Named Smith https://t.co/AceedGAujB

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Never forget.

[TillyDunk @TillyDunk]

Really enjoying my window seat thanks virgintrains 🚅#treasuredmemories
#virgintrains #blessed #views #travel #window https://t.co/aJdCylPYBD

[TillyDunk @TillyDunk]

Jim Henson Twat https://t.co/iMOXhJqNEM

[TillyDunk @TillyDunk]

This is the best exchange i've ever seen on Twitter hands down

[Jenny Eclair @jennyeclair]

What is Bbc sounds please and how does it differ from bbc radio?

[The Department @theedepartment]

It's been all go this week at The Department!! Here's our Digital Production Manager @TillyDunk backstage at #R1TeenAwards this weekend.

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

Not sure that’s Jerry Sadowitz