LYD

I’m not inclined to resign myself to maturity

[LYD @tillyhaide]

maybe i'm just an english major, but i don't understand the purpose of making doing historical adaptations if it doesn't highlight something about contemporary times or add something to the story. yknow?

[LYD @tillyhaide]

ik santa giving gifts to everyone perpetuates capitalism, but his gifts are personalized and with love. i feel like he wouldn't want his image to push capitalism so much. yet, he is featured prominently in nearly every commercial this time of year

[LYD @tillyhaide]

you ever have that thing where you're trying to make appropriate eye contact while also showing you're listening but then you've focused too hard on those because the outlines of stuff blurs a little and you realize you didn't comprehend what was just said to you?

[LYD @tillyhaide]

i love rhyming. and rhymes that are almost rhymes, but not quite rhymes. it's like aha, i see what you did there and it is fabulous! you make me think

[LYD @tillyhaide]

No one talks about the identity crisis of being blonde when you’re young and then when the blonde turns brown

[LYD @tillyhaide]

@ShelaString It still doesn’t feel quite complete 🤔

[LYD @tillyhaide]

I want a dental hygienist who just tells me gossip or like a hygienist who is an author on the side and tells me the plots to their books

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

No buying books, three day challenge.

Join me this February 29th, 30th, and 31st.

[Icona @iconawrites]

Reject modernity (being a tradwife) and embrace tradition (being a sorceress living alone an island and turning men into pigs).

[rachel wilkerson miller @the_rewm]

every time I feel bad about how I look in an iPhone photo I remind myself what these cameras do to my girl the moon

[LYD @tillyhaide]

@AliciaRaeburn i use LibreOffice which does essentially the same thing and you can save as .docx

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[LYD @tillyhaide]

@bluejacketsbabe omgg i had one of those at the gaf. it was so good!

[LYD @tillyhaide]

If I had a nickel for every time I had to write a 20 page paper and then present it I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but weird that it happened twice

[LYD @tillyhaide]

i feel like my marketing professor is looking at my grades, like r i p to any firm that hires her to do marketing

[LYD @tillyhaide]

less about driving and more in the shower and just doing things

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who measures time using songs. "oh it only took me 3 songs to get here"

[LYD @tillyhaide]

the absolute stranglehold Chad Michael Murray had on teen movies in the early 00s. if there was a love interest, it was him