Hansi

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

We need to bring back house parties in a big way. There is something so special about talking to a guy on a couch

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

My income trying to keep pace with inflation

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I met you without knowing that I was going to love you so much

[Katie Raye ⚡️ @katierayeee7]

bf who drives everywhere 🤝 passenger princess girlfriend who says “COWS” every time she sees them

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Microplastics have officially been found in human breast milk for the first time in a new study that detected the contaminant in 75% of the samples tested after we also found microplastics inside the lungs and crossing the blood-brain barrier. This is our generation's lead paint.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i'm not as mean as i could be and i want people to be more grateful for that

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

I wish everyone was on this page.

[wengel @wengelll]

i should have got my ass up in 2015 and made a youtube channel

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

why everytime i get in the shower i start hearing mfs breaking in the house 😭

[♓️ @TiannaaaS]

either im trippin or $16 and $15 a hour the new $7.25💀

[charlie @chunkbardey]

very insulting for a fly to buzz around your head. i do not smell that bad and even if i did i don’t deserve this!!!!!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

my favorite genre of twitter

[Hansi @tillysillysivan]

@mcdowellstephh it’s absolutely vile

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

Average rent has gone up 3000% since 1990
Average wages have gone up less than 70%

It's not just you.