𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊

I'm waiting for my Amazon package I ordered in 2008, it's due any day now. I can't leave the house.

[jamie amalea pappas @jamieamalea]

easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year.

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Excuse me waiter, there is proof in my pudding

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

@DarcyHumphries You’re so Berlin 😍

[Trill @t2trilll]

Delete the ‘lol’ from the end of your sentences & just say what you need to say

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

Is it a high neck, roll neck or a turtleneck?

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

@azzjw20 01/21 can do 1

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

My favourite weather ever is when sunglasses are required with a very big coat ❄️☀️

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

@Lolesworth @beeminch @_Christmas_Eve_ Tea: weird
Hot water bottle: eco queen

[Mark Hayes @northernpromise]

If unsure what the tiers mean are then read below :

Tier 1 - Pints
Tier 2 - Pints with chips
Tier 3 - No Pints

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

@_Christmas_Eve_ Yes

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

I.....

[CJS @cjayls]

A vaccine has been found for a virus nobody on the planet knew existed a year ago yet trillions has been spent trying to find a cure for cancer over the last several decades.. still no cure.. makes you wonder 😅

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

There is never a good enough excuse for constantly treating people like shit and never apologising. Doesn’t matter what you’ve been through. Do it once and apologise.

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

The customer is literally never right

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

@leiperaa Yeye in my dressing gown n all

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

@leiperaa Cheeky little

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

Just want to give a big thank you to The Devil Wears Prada. I just used “cerulean blue” in a sentence n everyone was really impressed

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

@Lolesworth Absolutely not, the comedian was taking the piss out of him and made him look bad. Go ham 🥰

[𝕋𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🍊 @tillysucks]

@tyneemilyjune Fuming