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I would rather work as a waitress forever than have to write a cover letter

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Release me

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1889 world’s fair FOMO

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Eating a bagel in the shower and letting all the bits of extra bread and poppy seed and cream cheese slowly dampen and get washed down the drain under my feet

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Just bought bitcoin in a communist way

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Here's a real photo from Ireland's parliament

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Every fart is a gamble

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Babe, wake up, they bombed Tel Aviv

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Just learned my mom is in a support group for Jews with anti-zionist kids called “Pal-anon”

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My best friend just started dating a stripper named Drake Epstein

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This time, I can fix him

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Ok new mandela effect my butt definitely used to be bigger

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Explaining what “no motion” means to psychiatrist as he describes how Prozac will affect my libido

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Taking an unforgettable shit at the 9/11 memorial rn

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My mom just asked me why Drake has beef with Anna Kendrick

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My aunt introducing me on Thanksgiving: “She’s a communist”

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Who is “Ibid” and why is so prolific?