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swell guy

[local guy @tilrpayj]

how i remembered the guitar string notes at 12:

Elephants
Are
Dancing
Get
Back
Everyone

how i remember them now:

Eat
A
Dick
Gay
Bitch
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

[local guy @tilrpayj]

@morguehope i did it

[local guy @tilrpayj]

I will never sign an nda. Not for any moral reason i just suck at not talking

[local guy @tilrpayj]

@isolated_inc it basically is

[local guy @tilrpayj]

@ShilohBat chaser? i hardly know her!

[Vivian @suchnerve]

seduce an autistic man with this one simple trick!!

directly tell him you’re attracted to him, that you want to go out on a romantic date with him, and that this is not a joke, prank, or just being nice, nor is there additional meaning hidden between the lines

[local guy @tilrpayj]

me: im a fucking idiot
her: im fucking a idiot

[local guy @tilrpayj]

working in tech companies is like being in the mob. they treat you like shit and ruin your life, tell you we’re all family, then give you free pizza

[local guy @tilrpayj]

who up tn tonight cheekface their cheekface rn right now

[Gatito™️🇵🇷 @r3aprat]

ppl’s weird hatred of marie kondo has always been so stupid to me because as a maximalist who has an unhealthy attachment to things, learning to look at something and say “it made me happy for a time so it was worth the purchase, but now it’s time to go” has been life changing

[local guy @tilrpayj]

@morganisnotelsa damn that’s weird uhhhh wasn’t me for sure

[local guy @tilrpayj]

@m0nk1ye as if roiland was the ONLY person responsible for that show existing. no other writers, drawers, animators, voice actors, executives, etc

[local guy @tilrpayj]

honestly all the “Rick and Morty was always bad” videos I’m seeing this week remind me of that ex girlfriend who tells her bf that he sucks in bed and she faked it and shit

[Austin Evans @austinismadx]

Please read and share if you can. Thank you.

[local guy @tilrpayj]

@miathebanditt thx

[local guy @tilrpayj]

@nolangrzeg a cute handsome boy

[local guy @tilrpayj]

little jack horner, experiencing existential dread: “what a good boy AM I?”

[local guy @tilrpayj]

mister peanut butter? more like mister penis sucker