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Writer, comedian, engineer.

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I am continually amazed at how willingly, and righteously, people will #vote against their own best interests. #WeThePeople #democracy #

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@comednDRichards I can't stop watching it.

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@comednDRichards I was genuinely bummed that it ended.

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@comednDRichards I think I would've just got out a lawn chair and sat and watched the show. This is the biggest cluster fuck I've ever seen in my life. What the actual fuck is going on?! Bahaha!

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@comednDRichards Exactly. I mean, give the guy a break. If you woke up everyday and saw THAT in the mirror you'd be super excited about face coverings too. I don't know if masks work against Covid, I'm not a doctor. I just want people to wear them so I don't have to see their mangled dumb faces.

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Here is definitive proof that there is no God. #NormMacdonald dies but somewhere @chrisdelia just booked a week of shows at an all girls school for troubled teens. #NormMacDonaldRIP

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@BalmMettle The 80's are probably the worst decade for music there is. Cheesy Casio keyboard pop music and even cheesier hair metal bands. That stuff wasn't cool when it was cool.

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@comednDRichards I can back that up with science. We know energy cannot be created or destroyed. So, when life is created something must die to balance it out. That something is the parents hopes, dreams, joy, social life, bank account, and often times sanity. But isn't the lil fucker cute?

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@comednDRichards Oh no that's bullying. Sticks and stones only applies to others ya know. That said Albert has bigger problems than being called fat. He should feel lucky Cosby hasn't molested him yet.

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@aprilthedreamer @CJ_isnowblue The sad part is that we could've totally eradicated COVID19 if everyone had worn masks, social distanced, and got vaccinated. The damage done by these ridiculous anti-mask and anti-vaxx conspiracies will forever be immeasurable but undoubtedly immense.

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@CJ_isnowblue @TiredPolitics2 It should definitely be public knowledge. Actually, it should be required by law that they are vaccinated. You can't take kids to school without proof of vaccinations why should teachers be any different?

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@Chime $JRhymer
#ChimeSignSweeps

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@davidjthunder @Twitter Why do you all get so upset whenever Twitter does this? It's a perfect example of capitalism at work. You have every right to make a more open and free competitor to Twitter if you wish. But certainly you aren't calling for govt oversight.That sounds like Socialism, the horror!

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When you tweet your problems instead of looking within for solutions or confronting the source of your problem...you might be the problem...

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@Rosemarie4311 @DJTibbitts The thing is, tipping isn't the only way we pay rich companies employees for them. Min wage isn't enough to live on so those families must get govt benefits just to survive. Who pays for those benefits? We do. The companies let us pay their workers for them.

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@EWoodhouse7 I can only assume you are a doctor? An expert in the field of infectious disease? No? Ok then I'll listen to the guy who is those things and has decades of experience with an impressive track record. Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it's wrong.

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@3YearLetterman @AOC Ok quick history lesson, FDR was not a Republican, nor were he and Teddy brothers. Let me guess, you also think Darth Marmalade won the election and you don't believe in vaccines.

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He has assumed room temperature.

#RushLimbaugh
#RushLimbaughIsDeadParty https://t.co/Yr9DWYr2N3

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@NotPhollowing @JimGaffigan Although it would be entertaining, It wouldn't change any minds. They would just say the show itself is part of the conspiracy. Belief in such unreal theories require treatment from mental health professionals. Anything other than that will only fuel the fire.

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@RobManess It is? She was very professional and kept her cool considering the nonsense he was trying to spew. What a buffoon he is. He acted like a child who isn't getting his way. He'll fit in with Trump perfectly. At least these guys are old af. Hopefully the end is sooner than later.

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It's a good thing for Aaron Rodgers that postseason success isn't a factor in choosing the #MVP. He has the same number of conference championships as Rex Grossman, Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, Neil O'Donnell, Chris Chandler, Jake Delhomme, and Stan Humphries. #overrated