Til You Make It Girl

Not the It Girl but the Fake It Til You Make It Girl.

Note: All #weirdcasting are actual casting calls from real projects.

[Til You Make It Girl @tilyoumakeit]

Question: has anyone who signed up to be a #PollWorker in LA via https://t.co/EXeBe5AxJ7 or anywhere else received any info other than the “We received your application” email? Because no one I know has. @latimes @KTLA

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Video concludes with her getting tased.

#niceworkifyoucangetit
#weirdcasting

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6 years old, any ethnicity, model looks, expressive with personality plus!

#itsascholarshipcompetition

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Hot girls are witness to Richie the Pimps murder in the hot tub by the clones

#wcc
#filmpitches
#shutupandtakemymoney

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A beautiful, but plain looking woman

#facepalm
#weirdcasting

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They are Italian/New Yorkers brother and sister or possible husband and wife.

#whathappensinNY...
#wcc

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A David and Goliath story in the same vain as Gone in 60 Seconds, Drive, #FightClub and #BreakingBad.

#wcc
A/n: Stand up against big meth!!

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"oblivious of her own hard-drinking, Daisy Duke-wearing callous tendencies"

AN: I get the drinking, but how u unaware your pants are dicks?

[Til You Make It Girl @tilyoumakeit]

You need to be 5’11” or taller and have abs for days!

#wcc
#alsomyokcupidrequirements

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Must be able to do an Asian accent.

#racist

#hollywoodproblems
#wcc #weirdcastingcalls

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MUST CONSENT TO PLAY BISEXUAL 18 YEAR OLDS

#wcc
(The #bi part is fine but I REFUSE to relive my awkward teen years)

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They will be wearing a sign ''I have been bullied, I have been physically abused, I have been rapped etc...

#autocorrect #textfail
#wcc

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Must speak English.

#lowstandards
#wcc
#TinderProblems

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Slim in torso area.

(A/N: It's just something about the phrasing of this that's delightful.)
#wcc #weirdcastingcalls

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MUST BE IN EXCELLENT HEALTH, WILLING TO HIKE UP TO 7000 FEET ALT ON FOREST AND MOUNTAIN TRAILS POSSIBLY IN FREEZING OR RAINY CONDITIONS
#fun

[Til You Make It Girl @tilyoumakeit]

TRY TO GET THE "FEEL" OR ESSENCE OF YOUNG MARILYN MONROE IF YOU WANT, WHETHER YOU LOOK LIKE HER OR NOT! SHOW OFF YOUR "THINNESS"
#wcc #what?

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Hey Guys, @moviesin1tweet is now doing #tbt movie reviews! Classics and childhood favs compressed for your busy life!

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This character should be extremely skinny, (almost 'heroin chic-thin)

#wcc

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New vid with all new, all real, all ridiculous casting calls too long for 140 characters! http://t.co/B9O5bdgUbm

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High school looking Caucasian looking guys. You MUST have wrestling experience! You should be 5'10 or shorter and have 1980s hair.
#wcc