Mike Vick

it’s not the size of the dog it’s the fight of the dog

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

How tf does E get so much ass in Entourage. I need a Vinny Chase in my life

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Stats so far today: 2 jerks, 1 shit, whole lotta edging, half a glizzy and 3 billion dollar ideas #sexotheque

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

I draw the line at jerking off w my dog in my presence. #reallythatswhereudrawthekine
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[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

O I wish I could voice memo this. But if Bron is hitting all playoffs I will kill my boy riccs firstborn

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

The second I get off work I’m gonna blast lifestyle so hard and then get curved by a big bitch tn #Panamá

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

My life was going great until I met this one fucker who’s really into entourage #badkidgoodguy

[𓄒 @BLOODANDFLAME]

Being sober is like being raped

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Little kid biking past me like it’s breaking bad #mediumchick #niceknowingeveryone

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

I don’t think normal people go to bed breathing as hard as I do #cheddarc#ithinkilikeqhenirrains

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Chamber of secrets**

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Hermione Granger in the Prisoner of Azkaban… #dontmindifIdo

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

It was only a matter of time #thefoghasarrived

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Turning up to blase alone again #raintalk

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Snap score of 1.9mil but won’t let me hit either a victim or she found Yaweh #jewishhoe

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Bumping Blase alone in my crib with a handle of rain #lonleyatthetop

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Random memory of the day : a year ago at school this girl gave me a wet willy and then took my drink. I immediately was fully erect and stayed that way for our full 5 minute conversation #hardon

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Currently taking a shit in Home Depot

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Everyone dialed into work and I’m gooning to the hr lady who emailed me. #astudentsworkforcstudents

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Happy National Reggie Jackson day #regggieee

[Mike Vick @timMFtebow]

Peeing next to your dog while he’s peeing is fucking sick #shedontwantapuppyshewantabigdawg