Tim Taylor

🥜🏡 | EEPHUS | HAM ON RYE | @balconychatter

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

@BleacherReport Never a doubt

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

The world is as ready as it will ever be for this

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

@CultureCrave Guy's an anal wart

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
I write with riveting news. I have once again — after what felt like an eternity — utilized my sidearm and tactical abilities. I know I swore to stow my sidearm after I retired — but, I am training new soldiers for battle. And it was only proper to unholster my blunderbuss to inspire and guide. My tenacity abounds.
— Andrew

[Nate Fisher @BozoMode]

Eephus is now on VOD!

Did you miss it because you live in Baltimore Richmond Memphis Boise Little Rock Reno Pueblo Fresno West Virginia Virginia Beach Myrtle Beach Savannah Orlando North Dakota South Dakota Utah or Nome Alaska? Well you're in luck!

https://t.co/IxKQS6Ymdf

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

Glad I can watch them talk about food for 50 minutes instead of watching a single golf swing on ESPN, would hate to see any golf played in the middle of the afternoon of the first day. Thank you, @TheMasters

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

Cant believe how many of these temu ads are just "watch this husky guy fuck a PS5"

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

Y'all gotta keep the award up in a lower third during speeches for my ADD-riddled ass. Who tf is this #Oscars2025

[MavsMuse @MavsMuse]

Boy Mahomes sure is struggling in the championship, perhaps they should trade him in the dead of night and call him fat on the way out

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Bro gets traded to LA and suddenly thinks he can make movies

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

@ShamsCharania @WorldWideWob Wooo! Way to go rich paul!

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

Shout out to the LA people on vacation when all of this started who were adamant about shoehorning their vacation pics in with fire relief efforts on Instagram.

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

@GatorsDaily Lowell forever

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

Veneer fingernails for men.

I'm tired of clipping these MFs.

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

On my daily community service grind.***

***writing "THAT'S YOURS NOW" back to every "FOUND DOG -- NO COLLAR" post on the ring camera app

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

its okay no worries

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

@jakepaul @netflix damn, can't believe Cavs/Magic Round 1 Game 3 never even stood a chance

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

Yall got weird energy

[DudesOnDudes @DudesOnDudesPod]

We’re talking German Dudes this week baby: @michaelstrahan @amonra_stbrown & @SebVollmer Episode out now on Spotify, Apple and IHeartRadio! Episode drops on YouTube at 3pm EST!

@Edelman11 @RobGronkowski

[Tim Taylor @tim___taylor]

@austingayle_ The dude in the Dak jersey being in on it is too fitting