Timothy Carpenter

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@CincoDeMino #19?

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@SportsSturm your biggest 180? @bracketdan

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@dallascowboys @Brandon_Aubrey @thedumbzone bad bit

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@gordonkeith

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@CincoDeMino Did you hear Dave Raymond when Freeman batting? “We knew Blubaugh would have trouble finishing.”

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@chucktodd @tealtonedturtle Big news. Are you ok?

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@corbydavidson @SportsSturm @oldwaver There are a million kids named after game of thrones characters. In Mexico, I met a Khaleesi Daenarys Rodriguez.

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@75CowboysRewind If inflation keeps going up, I don’t think Gerald Ford’s chances in the election are going to be good.

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@EyeButlerOnline Yes, I would like a quote on one of the prescription windshield lenses.

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@SportsSturm chingón does not mean awesome. It means motherfucker. Maybe you could say it means badass. Look up the verb chingar.

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@thedumbzone I think taking bets on a survivor league is only illegal if you take a cut. What’s the pay out for winning? Free 690 sit-in?

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@NotJackKemp @DMagazine @NotJackKemp yes, but I don’t see any reference to Mark’s iconic basketball football jersey in this entire article. No reflection on Mark’s revolutionary tenure should omit his jersey synergy innovation. Did the editor even read this article?

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@JustinMonty you need to take a deeper look at the Angie Harmon squirrel situation. They basically live on her body full time.

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@NotJackKemp Still had the idea though…

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@thedumbzone Something about the loose roll of paper towels is perfect for the Dragon Den.

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@MasterTes Saving this for when he breaks Bonds’ HR record.

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@thedumbzone @NotJackKemp the different is that Jake then wins (flag football) championships

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@thedumbzone @JulieAnnDobbs Yes to a Dumb Zone Discord. Like twitter but without trolls and bots.

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@oldwaver Easy mistake to make. Most awards shows are taped and shown weeks or even months later. Who knew they would be live this year?

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@dfwticket Deion?