Tim the Barbarian

What is best in life?

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The beer at the hospital tastes like Bud Light.
#budlight

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Deliverance banjo kid now.

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@IUGRADUATE @HoosiersConnect @VicOladipo @CodyZeller AJ!

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@BrandonStraka Will happily vote for any over Old Joe.

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@CNN I didn't watch. Scared CNN would make my smart TV stupid.

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Anyone watch the town hall on #cnnplus ?

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Thanks Tim Pool for streaming the Trump town hall. My smart TV refuses to play #cnnsucks because it would make it a stupid TV.
#timcast #timpool

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@Purpleshoshana @CNN I won't.

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@Kriscilicious @BernieSanders Someone making $8 an hour does it for him.

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@JoeBiden I'd be more concerned if someone believable tweeted this.

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@CNN I'd be more concerned if a news organization had tweeted this.

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@POTUS Put away your crayons and retire, liar.

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@CNN Right. I'll wait for a news channel to report on this. Any news channel. But not you.

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@simonateba @megynkelly @jrpsaki @MSNBC MSNBC. Leftists wearing News face.

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@simonateba @megynkelly @jrpsaki @MSNBC MSNBC. Because radical leftists watch TV too.

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@simonateba @megynkelly @jrpsaki @MSNBC I thought MSNBC went bankrupt. It's still on the air?

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YouTube video, two mechanics working on a car.
Mechanic 1: got any tranny fluid?
Mechanic 2: no, I don't drink Bud Light.

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(looks at straight guy friend drinking #budlight , says)

"Oh. I didn't know!"

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@AdamLowisz @elonmusk 😄