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[Senior man @tim_crest]

Throwback to July 2021, when we had the craziest Gamenight and Jersey party in Enugu. @Jerseyplug_ng

[Senior man @tim_crest]

Looks more like Jeriq

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

Asherkine surprised Yhemo Lee with his lookalike (Doppelganger)

I now believe when people say God created some people in 2s because the resemblance is actually scary 😂💔

[Senior man @tim_crest]

So, City naked me for nothing 😔

[Senior man @tim_crest]

Oh

[Senior man @tim_crest]

@kingsly_kenn @Gboye_Rave Which problem you get wey e no fit solve abeg?

[Senior man @tim_crest]

Na my parents I blame.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Interviewer; “People complain you didn’t give them electricity, suddenly you people will only provide 1 hour electricity for them, how does that work?”

NEPA official in Bayelsa State; “The way the people use the light is the problem. Once they see light, they will turn on their freezer, washing machine, pumping machine and other electric appliances. Energy they would consume in one week, they will consume it in just one hour.”

[Senior man @tim_crest]

I remember when my IG handle na dr_tim until issues profundus😂

[Simi💞💙💞 @introverted_Dr]

Flexor Carpi ulnaris
Flexor Carpi radialis
Flexor digitirum profundus
Flexor digitirum superficialis
Flexor pollilicis longus
God why me?😩💔

[Wofaase👿 @wofaase_]

A bride with her bridesmaids at the reception… the way the husband is staring tho 😂😂

[Jago_dejavu🍀 @papidejavu]

After Zarium nearly took my life yesterday
I still had a bit of performance 😇😇

#abjfooty #abuja #football

[Senior man @tim_crest]

Bruhhhhhhhhhh

[Joshua 🤠 @Joshstilldey]

men going to bed before and after marriage😂😂😭💔

[Senior man @tim_crest]

😂 actor

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

At my age, the only way I’m getting beaten by a man is if I’m outnumbered.

One on one, as dem dey use ice packs to massage my eyes, dem go dey stitch your agbari.
If God wan come catch you make you no sabi fight.

[Senior man @tim_crest]

@kingsly_kenn Lie no gree you type well.

[K E N E @kingsly_kenn]

I been wan tag Timo💔

[Senior man @tim_crest]

@Au_gus_tine You get $90? Send me 9

[Senior man @tim_crest]

@OloriOfOloris

[Senior man @tim_crest]

@kingsly_kenn @_aboihasnoname @Au_gus_tine Make I ask @_orsteen

[Senior man @tim_crest]

Nawa

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

The universe really did my mum a little dirty by not giving her even one daughter. She got married very early and ended up raising six boys. Now all of us are grown, and she has suddenly entered what I like to call her soft babe era.

The funny thing is that she’s turning 50 this year, but she has the energy of someone in her twenties. The problem is that she doesn’t have another soft babe to do these things with. All the children she gave birth to are just… six grown guys who are unintentionally very boring.

My mum will set up her camera, record videos, do some Gen Z dances, edit everything nicely, and then proudly send the video to our family WhatsApp group. But the reaction she’s hoping for never really comes.

And honestly, what exactly do you want me to say to a video of my mum doing a TikTok dance? It’s a bit strange Makachi.

She sent one on Sunday and nobody said anything. Last night she came online and started calling every single one of us out. You could actually feel the frustration in her messages.

I really do feel bad for her, but what can we do, kwanu? It’s not like any of us is getting married anytime soon to bring a daughter-in-law that will join her in this soft babe lifestyle.

So now she’s stuck with six sons who love her very much… but are absolutely useless when it comes to hyping her Gen Z dance videos and supporting her soft babe lifestyles😤

[Senior man @tim_crest]

@_orsteen In that order👍🏾

[Senior man @tim_crest]

@Au_gus_tine anybody dey close to this guy atm?

[K E N E @kingsly_kenn]

Are my 5 million followers awake some Q&A sesh?

[Senior man @tim_crest]

@_orsteen @kingsly_kenn The pain go hit different 😭