Geoff

Pioneer of Unbelievable Chutters. Dreadful salesman

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

@NadineDorries @BorisJohnson I’m not sure anyone actually gives a shit

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

@GaryLineker I've had a few shandies & found myself in a YouTube wormhole watching MOTD's all-time XI - https://t.co/GD90ve0Q50. Tres entertaining & controversial. We don't get your vote though. What would your XI have been...? I dare you. #MOTD #PremierLeague #MyPremierLeagueXI

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

A pub #sundayroast is never quite right. Unless you go to the @TheGreatExhibit

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

Is this really James Rodriguez...?@Independent

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

What a brilliant prospect. Hayley Atwell says: 'I'd like to be Doctor Who' http://t.co/y00Q7erntI

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

'There Will Be Blood' tonight with a live score as part of #MeltdownFest - Can't wait

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

Just maxin relaxin ain't too taxin with my main man @SeanTheStorm147 #Ballers

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

A great campaign I've been fortunate enough to work on #arukfightback https://t.co/jNlDvmPe7Y

[Alzheimer's Research UK @AlzResearchUK]

Our first ever TV ad was premiered during last night's @BGT final. If you missed it, watch it here - https://t.co/UxjHgxCf6p #ARUKFightback

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

Bizarre reproductive organs in the visual backdrop to #ger #eurovision

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

#ARM #EurovisionSongContest

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

#StGeorgesDay - why is ours not as fun and irresponsible as Ireland's #StPatricksDay ??

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

@SamuelEllis haha, so true! They'd have to offer me a pair of ridiculous sunglasses at the same time however @VladimirBecerra

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

This is the style inspiration pic I'm taking on my next visit to my barber - It's called 'the un and only' #KimJongUn

[AdFreak @AdFreak]

Halifax's horrifying date-night ad will make you not want to date for a while. http://t.co/FHAPPBbijT

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

The notice period for marriages and civil partnerships is increasing to 28 days from today: http://t.co/gvxplhNeBL

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

#asslan #breaktheinternet

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

Home from Turkey last night. Forgot to change my watch back to GMT – got into work 2 hours early.
#mymorninghasbroken

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

I reckon the @TheBloodyOyster will win the #SliderDecider competition at the @thegundocklands today, with their New Orleans Slider

[Geoff @tim_dixon87]

@GuidoFawkes seen this? Osborne's aides complaining about 'chavs' during St Austell visit http://t.co/CUvlN2evCy