Tim Eckes

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

PREMIER LEAGUE PATRICK ROBERTS

[Daniel Korski @DanielKorski]

Winston Churchill in the White House…

Not wearing a suit because he is at war

[Oliver @OWS1892]

GBNews Moron: "Brexit's great innit."
Fisherman: "No."
Moron: "Say something good about brexit for us."
Fisherman: "I can't."
Moron: "Are you even a true believer?"
Fisherman: "I was but it's shit..."

[Tim Eckes @tim_eckes]

@PeterStanford2 @bloomsburykid @johnredwood Btw, Labour have a 150 seat majority, there is absolutely zero chance of them losing a confidence vote.

[Tim Eckes @tim_eckes]

@PeterStanford2 @bloomsburykid @johnredwood For goodness sake can you not do even the most basic of research. The MP for Wokingham is Clive Jones, a Liberal Democrat.

[Tim Eckes @tim_eckes]

@Conservatives It’s your choice but personally I wouldn’t be shouting about that…

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

If only he could find out who the previous Justice Secretary was… he’d be fuming at his performance

[Tim Eckes @tim_eckes]

@MelJStride @Conservatives @KemiBadenoch She was terrible, a change is needed pronto.

[Robert Peston @Peston]

Kemi Badenoch just told @bbclaurak that Yellow Submarine is her favourite Beatles song. Another answer few of us saw coming

[Rt Hon Alistair Burt @AlistairBurtUK]

Perhaps those 21 Conservative MPs sacked for rejecting a no deal Brexit for fear ‘no plan’ was worse than a plan had a point. And were right. Just sayin’. @DavidHenigUK @ProfCaryCooper

[David Gauke @DavidGauke]

One would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.

[Tim Eckes @tim_eckes]

Oh https://t.co/sNQurmpgNJ

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

BREAKING NEWS: French billionaire Jean-Louis Le Riche and German industrialist Hans-Dietrich Geldmann have agreed to donate 200m Euros to a new campaign to get 🇬🇧 back into the EU after the disaster of Brexit. Happy to announce I will be campaign director. I’m sure @Nigel_Farage @TiceRichard and Co will see absolutely nothing wrong with this at all. Common sense innit? #keepMuskMoneyOutOfOurCountry #TakeBackControl

[Tim Eckes @tim_eckes]

@Mike_Fabricant Rubbish, I'd love to see the doctor's workings. I guess they are not good with numbers.

[Tim Eckes @tim_eckes]

@john_cope @DrBenSpencer In the inspector’s words, we cannot allow this

[Tim Eckes @tim_eckes]

@john_cope @DrBenSpencer But doesn’t the inspector want them to release green belt? We need to stop this happening, as is often the case, the planning inspector is the problem here.

[Tim Eckes @tim_eckes]

@England If only there was an Englishman who could have taken the job on permanently…

[Tim Eckes @tim_eckes]

@sushkotecha @oldishbird1 @toadmeister The same level of stress as an EHCP appeal I would have thought.

[Tim Eckes @tim_eckes]

@sarobs1 @oldishbird1 @toadmeister 576,000 children is not tiny