Tim Collins

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who don't have it.” - George Bernard Shaw

[The1stBAT @The1stBAT]

Wear a mask

[Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk @LukaszukAB]

.⁦@jkenney⁩ has 19 staffers, each earning between $100,000 to $224,000 annually, working directly for Kenney in the Premier’s Office. 10 of these positions (highlighted) never existed before. It’s a partisan political red tape machine paid for by taxpayers. #ableg #cdnpoli

[Tim Collins @Tim_J_Collins]

@BridgieCasey I did the same for my wife’s old dollhouse for our daughter to play with. They both loved it. Now she’s outgrown it, but I’m told it NEEDS to be saved for grandkids

[Tim Collins @Tim_J_Collins]

@maxfawcett I think he is referring to @BridgieCasey

[Tim Collins @Tim_J_Collins]

@beccaislonely @BringBackKVS The next time I do acid will be with an octopus

[Tim Collins @Tim_J_Collins]

@GiantBlueRing Pipe. The other choice is a fish

[Tim Collins @Tim_J_Collins]

@tonyposnanski Green

[Tim Collins @Tim_J_Collins]

@Nikoskioussis Oh he realizes. He just hasn’t come out yet.

[Tim Collins @Tim_J_Collins]

@mikesbloggity Cheers from another Moby-from-another-mother. I was cat-called when I was jogging “Run Moby Run!”

[Tim Collins @Tim_J_Collins]

@IshatReza Every few years my wife gets bangs. 3 weeks later she tells me to never let her do it again. And repeat. I wish you and your quarantine cell-mates good luck.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Hannity. Rush. Dobbs. Ingraham. Pirro. Nunes. Tammy. Geraldo. Doocy. Hegseth. Schlapp. Siegel. Watters. Dr. Drew. Henry. Ainsley. Gaetz. Inhofe. Pence. Kudlow. Conway. Trump.

Today, we salute the Heroes of the Pandumbic.

[Wing Kar Li, PhD @wingkarli]

Omg. Turns out Health Minister Tyler Shandro is part owner of private health insurance corporation “Vital Partners” and his wife Andrea Shandro is co-founder/principal! Using his day job to decimate public health care so his private co. can capitalize on privatization. #ableg

[Tim Collins @Tim_J_Collins]

@PulpLibrarian I had that. Earned myself “The Little Professor” nickname in my classroom

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

For the love of god UNMUTE THIS

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Hey Canada, I was blocked by the Premier of Alberta! I guess he cannot handle factual information about medicine from a Canadian physician.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Actual photo of service dogs watching Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their behaving in a theater training.

My heart can’t take it

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

I gotta say, between Peter MacKay and Michelle Rempel, the Conservative Party is gonna *crush* the 1957 election.