Tim Martz

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

If this gets one like I will start a podcast called TimTalks

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Just saw a guy put on his left blinker blinker and turn right, be careful who ya trust out there
#deception

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Uh oh my phones dying faster than usual Apple thinks it’s time for me to upgrade

#PlannedObsolescence

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Old taylor swift is significantly better than new taylor swift

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

I miss being a kid and having optimistic belief in the “you won a free laptop” pop up ads

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Crazy stupid love is an elite movie #elite

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Lebron should pull a Strip Weathers and play like 20 more years to get to 7 titles

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Collagen tastes horrible

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

@ottokempenjoyer @JeffPassan Not a shutout

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

I gotta say, the Mt. McDonaldland shake was not for me, but I’m brave for trying
#mcdonalds

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

mfs be walking so slow but the second they started going down stairs they turn into prime Usain Bolt

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Want to be part of my drinking crew? 🍻

My close friends get instant notifications when I'm having a drink - and I see when they are too. No more drinking alone! 🍺

Get now the new social app Beer Buddy: https://t.co/9Sn2RBHGXC

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Rt 202 needs more lanes who’s with me

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Who do you think of when “Every Time We Touch” starts playing?

Go text them, life’s too short

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Just saw a couple balloons just floating away up in the air

feel like you don’t see that too often these days

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Gonna tweet now to jumpstart my Internet fame

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Getting sent snapchats of ads is crazy

#UsingSnapAfterAge22

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Mac McClung glaze is unreal
#StephonCastleRobbed

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

Growing up is realizing AI is still stupid as hell

[Tim Martz @tim_martz]

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