Tim Ryan

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@Howell212 @Nin10Nostalgia @ferrari8123 🐐

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@emmitonair Brandon Aubrey

[AB @AB84]

Imagine how crazy nursing homes are going to get when trans people get Alzheimer's and start wondering where their dicks went.

[Josh Brown @RhubarbBrown]

American dudes: We want football, baseball, and basketball. Golf is fine, but just make sure Tiger Woods is inolved. Thanks.

ESPN: Okay, here's some WWE and a bald chick talking about Juneteenth.

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@Simi_2210_ 20

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This deaf pup enjoying the fireworks is the best thing you’ll see today

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@DailyLoud Defending yourself against the dog is definitely justified. The dog was being aggressive and charging, can’t risk being bitten and/or taken down. Going the extra mile to start an altercation with the owner and challenging him to fight was kinda weird lol

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@NYCMayor Absolutely fuck you

[Bunts @soylennial]

my trans kid watching me come back to the 140° car to grab another cigar and head back to the casino

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@CincinNicki @MeganMakinMoney Basketball shorts and sandals is the only way to mow and weed whack

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@MeganMakinMoney @boozebagharris @StevenCheah I wanna see what these peoples yards look like lol

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@sesamestreet Pretty fuckin weird

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Happy Pride Month

[Tim Ridgolds @TimRidgolds]

He's getting gas. He swiped his card. Make him enter his zip code. Now his pin. Ask if he wants to apply for a credit card. Now ask if he wants a car wash. Now cancel the sale, hit him with "please see cashier"

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@Howell212 @MillerLite Let’s gooooo

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Liberals on their way to get the hantavirus vaccine.

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@Howell212 @henryerz15 The 🐐

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@TheCinesthetic When I was about 7 yrs old, they filmed a brief scene from the boys correctional facility in my kitchen in naugatuck, CT and my mom wouldn’t let me stay home from school for it. 8 months later I watched this movie. 8 months later I also cussed my mom out for the first time.

[Tim Ryan @tim_ryan248]

@ImperiumFirst