dirk

witty quote.

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→ Dirk Strider
→ Not new to anything
→ Non-Sburb au
→ Semi-Selective
→ Singleverse
→ RT ?

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;; did i get shadow banned ? ffs

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> Have your music up a bit too loud in the cafe. People nearby can probably hear the music from your earbuds. Hum the words.

@SolidStrider

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$10 to whoever can guess my middle name correctly.

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" Hey, uh. Troll girl, what's your name ? "

> Raise a brow at the girl.

" Why're you licking the stop sign ? "

@non_binary_pine

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@non_binary_pine ;; night !!

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My memes are ironic + my depression is chronic.

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Cool things to do instead of the dishes: abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

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Seriously, pay attention to me.

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Which dick I gotta jerk to get some interactions on this damned thing ?