Timothy Johnson

all tweets are serious opinions i dont even know what a joke is

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

These ad breaks in the middle of each half will be the reason I stop watching football. This is treason.

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

more red cards than goals is football heritage

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

Hearts broken

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

Arsenal will lose 3-0 to Burnley. It came to me in a dream.

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

Never in doubt 🇿🇦✈️🇲🇽🇨🇦🇺🇸

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

please stop making me sign into everything everyday i cant keep doing this

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

damn, not even tottenham could stop ange winning in his second season

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

@reguluswoods @Vodacom Pay as you go bro.

Prepaid phone and sim card from Afrihost, all your life's problems go away.

Plus R30 for a gig of data.

Be the master of your (mobile) destiny.

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

Do you think Botox is considered a PED for poker players?

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

You can take the man out of Real Madrid but you can’t take the Real Madrid out of the man

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

Strike down one laundry, and two more shall take its place

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

Re-paint the car? Let’s just circle back to that in the new year.

[Audi Revolut F1 Team @audif1_]

What happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas.

We're running this livery to Abu Dhabi. 😍

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

@StatsSA Why are onions in particular so much more expensive?

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

@reguluswoods Man just wants to kiss a new badge

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

i miss it

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

Welcome To Enstone

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Hollywood actor Ryan Reynolds is part of an investor group taking a 24% equity stake in Alpine

#F1

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

@22seven hey guys, I've picked up on a bug. Merchants who have Yoco machines all have "Yoco *" at the beginning of the transaction description, and this is causing incorrect categorisation, e.g. a book shop is showing up in eating out & takeaways.

Pls fix :)

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

@CityofCT power is out at 11 Irwinton Road, Sea Point. Please advise if work is being done to restore power

[Timothy Johnson @timalanjohnson]

@Discovery_SA @LatoyaNkuna Your app also isn't working so pipe down