Tim Alejandro Almond

My views are someone else’s. I find me quite funny at times.

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

@Dominos_UK rate the portion of fries I just received with my order 🥴🫠

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

Nope. Get fucked.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The UK is preparing a new plan to ready the whole nation for the transition to war

[@SkyNews]

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

The truth would be nice

[Restore Britain @RestoreBritain]

A Restore Britain Government would usher in an unprecedented era of state transparency.

Asylum contracts?

Published unredacted.

Court transcripts from migrant rapes?

Published unredacted (protecting victim identity).

A nationality breakdown of welfare claimants?

Published unredacted.

Epstein files relating to British politicians/public figures?

Published unredacted.

Internal communications/analysis leading to lockdown?

Published unredacted.

Tax contribution by nationality?

Published unredacted.

Details on illegal migrant rapes and murders?

Published unredacted.

We will tell the truth.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Tax. We’ve all become so used to it, we forget how much we’re actually paying. It is relentless, even beyond death. And for what? If we had a semblance of functioning public services, I could maybe stomach it. But we don’t, so what are we actually paying all of this money for?

We are subject to Scandinavian levels of tax for third-world levels of competence - what a toilet deal.

Earn a salary. Income tax, a fifth gone before we’ve even started. National insurance, more on top of that. What for? A ‘world-class’ health service? The NHS? Ha. Good luck.

Even getting to work costs - taxes on buying a car, running a car, insuring a car. Vast amount of road tax. Is that being well spent? Unless you want potholes you can paddle in, the answer is no. A road network built for half the amount of cars. How’s that going? It takes twice as long to get anywhere. Fuel duty and tax on insurance - whack that on top too. Congestion charges, tolls, fines and more. It goes on and on and on.

Forget getting the train, that’ll cost twice as much and never runs on time - a season ticket into London costs thousands. Unaffordable. Yet the trains so often run empty? Maybe that system isn’t working…

VAT on anything that moves - getting taxed to buy products/services, from already taxed money.

Tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax. Then more tax.

Did you go to university? Your ‘loan’ isn’t loan, it’s a tax. Interest is so sharp, you’re just paying that off each month. Hundreds gone, to pay for a sociology degree a decade ago. Ouch. Why are we saddling our youngsters with so much debt, with so much interest on top of that? Madness.

Manage to put a few quid away to save? That gets taxed too - ISAs will be under attack in the budget. Profit made on successful investments, what happens? You guessed it. Tax.

Somehow you’ve scrabbled a deposit together for a property. Well done.

Paying half a million quid for a semi-detached? Not cheap. Stamp duty means you get slapped for thousands. Obviously first time buyer exemptions mean less and less as house prices soar.

You’re in the house. Great news. Or so you thought. Council tax. Going up seemingly by 5% every year. Thousands of pounds a year. For what? To collect the bins? Really? Don’t forget the extra costs to have your garden waste removed. Brilliant.

More insurance taxes, and of course VAT on any improvements you want to make. Bills soaring, with tax slapped onto every corner of it - green levies and the rest.

How depressing. Time for a pint.

Alcohol duty. Because of course. Why wouldn’t they throw extra tax on it? I’m not a smoker, but the same applies. Even holidays. Air passenger duty to put a few extra quid onto the price of a trip away. Just for good measure.

You’re limping on through. Maybe you decide that starting your own business is the way to go?

You get it up and running, starting to make a reasonable profit. Take a small salary - to pay for such luxuries as food and heating. As we know, that gets taxed.

Alongside the costs. National Insurance. Business rates. Fees and licences. It is endless.

What’s left after all that? A profit? Surely good news?

Bang. Corporation tax. A big slice gone. After that, we can enjoy a handsome profit. Right?

Nope. Dividend tax. With its brutal thresholds. What slivers you do take get taxed all over again when you want to actually buy something. Obviously.

And the final kick in teeth.

Inheritance tax.

After everything, somehow, you’ve managed to put a reasonable amount of money away. After all that tax, you’ve succeeded in building a financial legacy to pass to your children - your business, and your own savings.

Money you were taxed on the day you earned it, taxed when you saved it, taxed when you invested it, taxed to build your business. It gets taxed one final time. On both your personal savings, and also the value of your company.

Even after death, it continues.

What are we paying all this money for?

Are our schools world-class? Borders secure? Police visible? NHS efficient? Economy thriving? Roads operational?

No. No. No. No. No. No. NOTHING WORKS.

Britain has the highest tax burden in most of our lifetimes, yet the worst services many of us have ever seen. If everything worked perfectly, there could maybe be an argument for such suffocating levels of tax. But it doesn’t, and hasn’t for decades, so there isn’t.

When the taxpayers fail to fund this state monster of inefficiency and unaccountability, what do they do?

QE. Print money. Creating inflation, devaluing our earnings and our savings. Yet one more tax.

The people creating all of this, implementing all of this? £100k plus on the public sector, living in London. Comfortable salary, great pension, no job risk. Clueless about the real world.

Maybe, just maybe, the current approach isn’t working.

We need to urgently cut tax. Shrink government. Reward hard work.

You just can’t tax a nation into prosperity. It never has worked, and it never will work.

LEAVE OUR MONEY ALONE.

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

We’re all clear that this is a racist policy?

Exclusion/preference based on race is racist.

Suggesting minorities need extra help to achieve is racist.

These people are sick and their sick policy’s seed division in our country.

🤮

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: West Yorkshire Police has temporarily blocked applications from white British candidates, with "under-represented" groups able to apply first, in an attempt to improve their diversity

[@Telegraph]

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

👌

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Today, the first 238 members of the Venezuelan criminal organization, Tren de Aragua, arrived in our country. They were immediately transferred to CECOT, the Terrorism Confinement Center, for a period of one year (renewable).

The United States will pay a very low fee for them, but a high one for us.

Over time, these actions, combined with the production already being generated by more than 40,000 inmates engaged in various workshops and labor under the Zero Idleness program, will help make our prison system self-sustainable. As of today, it costs $200 million per year.

On this occasion, the U.S. has also sent us 23 MS-13 members wanted by Salvadoran justice, including two ringleaders. One of them is a member of the criminal organization’s highest structure.

This will help us finalize intelligence gathering and go after the last remnants of MS-13, including its former and new members, money, weapons, drugs, hideouts, collaborators, and sponsors.

As always, we continue advancing in the fight against organized crime. But this time, we are also helping our allies, making our prison system self-sustainable, and obtaining vital intelligence to make our country an even safer place. All in a single action.

May God bless El Salvador, and may God bless the United States.

🇸🇻🤝🏼🇺🇸

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

Someone get this man some Testosterone. Stat.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Governor Trudeau is crying

Trump broke him 😂

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

Warmongering lovers of sending others children to die

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“I can confirm in Istanbul we were one hour away from signed a full peace agreement - but Boris Johnson banned Ukraine from doing that”

Russian Minister of Foreign Affairs confirmed what we already know that the war in Ukraine could have been settled right at the start.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

Without this platform you would never get to hear the other side of the story.

Free speech is the greatest of all gifts.

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

Fuck off Keir. You horrible cretins.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

We are facing a once in a generation moment for the collective security of our continent.

This is the time for us all to step up.

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

Putting the needs of someone else in front of our own when required is basic decency.

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

@SenWarren You’re a fucking idiot

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

Our tax money is being spaffed on this shite

[Chris Littlewood @chrislittlewoo8]

And you wonder why Policing in this country is down the toilet.

Unbelievable waste of money.

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

Resign you disgraced cockend

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

I want the families to know that our thoughts are with them and everyone in Southport affected by this barbaric crime.

The whole nation grieves with them.

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

Is Tucker Carlson spot on or what about Great Britain ?

I’m proud of our history!

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

I don’t care about the race, ANYONE who could do this should be subject to the most hideous torture imaginable for as long as possible.

If you disagree then you are a complete wrongun.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

These animals do not belong in our country. They should rot in cells in countries where caveman behaviour is tolerated. There is no excuse for this ever happening to British girls by overwhelmingly Pakistani Muslim men who believe that young white girls are sub human fair game.

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

@Teslaconomics @_milankovac_ Ask a blind person?

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

Any yanks care to explain where the idea of deep frying an entire Turkey came from? 🥴🤣

[Tim Alejandro Almond @timalejandroalm]

@Keir_Starmer Hi mate. None of us are interested in getting wiped off the face of the planet by a Russia Nuke, so we’d appriciate if you’d royally fuck off. ☮️

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

Anyone wondering why Kemi Badenoch was allowed to win? The fight is not Labour vs Conservative. It is those who believe in global government vs those who believe in Britain. Do not misdiagnose your problem.