Tim Altepeter

Ask Google what Crash Davis believes in. That about sums me up. And I am unapologetically pro-bacon.

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@cardinalsgifs @C70 Ivan 3rd left

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@cmclymer Totally not disagreeing just curious for thoughts, but who are some known or maybe not so knows Dems that ARE doing that now?

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@cardinalsgifs @C70 Burly 3rd right

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Apropos of nothing the new motto I live by is Somebody's Gotta Eat That Bacon

[Tim Altepeter @timalt24]

@cardinalsgifs @C70 Herrera, Left, 3rd

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@TKingOHalloween @FDSportsbook They stole it from a local highschool @sluhjrbills thats a Jr Bill

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@RetroNewsNow Find me a better movie that combines truck driving, arm wrestling, and the emotional toll of divorce. You haters wouldn't know a good movie if it flipped its hat around and stared you in the eye until you pissed yourself.

[Tim Altepeter @timalt24]

@thebeatles The wedding party walked down the aisle to Norwegian Wood, my wife walked down to In My Life. The only music during the ceremony.

[Tim Altepeter @timalt24]

@baseballchickie This was addressed in an episode of The Office:

"I don't wanna put you out, but if someone's making oatmeal I'll take an apple cinnamon and a maple brown sugar in one bowl, with whole milk." - Kevin Malone

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@STLSprtsCntrl Throw an @ in there instead please

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@stlcsb good morning, both the trash and recycling bins have not been picked up at 5205 Neosho this week

[Tim Altepeter @timalt24]

@stlcsb hello, please assist the trash carts in front of 5205 Neosho haven't been picked up in 3 weeks

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@stlcsb good morning, are roll carts being collected today?

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@RepJackKimble Excellent choice, a classic

[Tim Altepeter @timalt24]

Yes.

[Baron Cowpat of Turdshire @Cowpat_No_9]

If Trump gets elected, does that make the US the most stupid country to have ever existed?

[BN Your Mom @bnYourMom]

BREAKING: As voters cast their ballots today, the polls remain tighter than Your Mom

[Tim Altepeter @timalt24]

@P_Funk36 That's solid

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Seems a good day to put out there that they should have made Election Day a national holiday a long time ago.

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@P_Funk36