Timmy Daytona

A renaissance man, of sorts. Just a regular, human bartender. Haver of verve, wiles.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

Bear witness to this fascist American regime. In a few years republicans are going to try to tell the American public it wasn’t bad, it was a few bad apples etc.

Do not let anyone supporting these fascist pigs feel peace ever again in their lives.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

Dewdney is now wide, bright and walkable. Nice benches, trees and patios starting to pop up but why is there not a single garbage can between Albert and Broad? @CityofRegina #yqr

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

@Leopoldstavern

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

@DTonOB Thank you DT! Nice hearing you call a Rider game again this weekend.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

My goodness what a great night of football.

[Saskatchewan Roughriders @sskroughriders]

Felt very FAMILIAR! RIDER NATION WHAT A START!

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

Dear Deucey is the name of my advice column for constipated people.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

Protect Joanna Page at all costs.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

Mital caught 102 of 124 targets in ‘25 for 83% and had 502 YAC.

One of the top possession receivers in the CFL right now. Highly likely he’s a 1000yd guy this season.

[John Hodge @JohnDHodge]

The Argonauts were smart to get this extension done now.

The CFL’s receiver market is red-hot and Mital is well on his way to becoming one of the league’s best.

#Argos | #Toronto | #CFL

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

@FenderGuy69 You don’t appreciate darts and it shows.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

@LWillson_82 Imagine… being asked to pay a little bit more to the players who are risking their bodies for our entertainment.

You can get DAZN for $12/m if you split an ultimate subscription with a bud that allows for 2 streaming locations.

The whiners are making my head hurt.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

@GregOnSports They will be out in full force. This is a massive positive.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

Is that a @sskroughriders jersey in the cabinet above the PM’s right shoulder?

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

In the face of global trade shifts, Premier @ABDanielleSmith and I are working to build a stronger, more independent, and more sustainable economy. We met in Ottawa today to discuss how we can unlock the full potential of Alberta’s resources, lower emissions, and create good career opportunities for Canadians.

That’s how we build Alberta strong, and Canada strong for all.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

Before you @ me, It’s the same thing, I know. Playoffs are a word people feel strongly about. Play-in games are far less sacred.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

CFL being functionally one division is good, moving the season up is good.

Eight of nine teams making the “playoffs” looks bad and is a branding problem.

Say four teams clinch “playoffs”, next four clinch “play-ins” to qualify for the expanded six team “Grey Cup Playoffs”

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

If they just sort of draw a circle like this… I think the immediate reaction is more accepting. Maybe not. I just want to watch football, frankly.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

@JohnnieVibes My brother in Christ, using AI to copy/paste a gif is not remotely worth firing up fourteen super computers for.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

@CandiceBergen_ Tu ne sais pas de quoi tu parles.

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

@AndrewYang @Stapes You can want us all you like. I want to visit, but it’s not safe. Your president, whether you voted for him or not is actively belligerent to Canada, Europe etc. You can want us to visit until you are blue in the face but until there is material change, *fart noises*

[Timmy Daytona @timassie]

@CorbLund Corb are you going to have the card posters at the shows? The ace especially will look at home in my poker room.