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slut maker

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[tk @tkisrage]

So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[Giovanna @FlackoJoestar]

wallahi this lec keeps playing with my missing marks like i wont contact niggas at Radio jambo and say he touched me

[TiskTusk @TiskTusk]

Matatus in south sudan must be comfortable as fuck

[Son of Germano @bush_georji]

To take things slow aje na nilikutumia Mia juzi

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Klopp starts Germany reign by threatening to quit https://t.co/YtjtPvZDml

[azi @sazifide]

if i was a parent id love having my unemployed college graduate adult child living in my house

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[autist @litteralyme0]

The whole world on sunday:

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[🦥🦔🐉🪽🐲 @everrwhoreeee]

Kupanda mat iliningoja nimalize kukula mayai ndio ilikuwa red flag ya kwanza😭😭tunasimama every two minutes waaah

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

By far my favourite Scotland vs Brazil story is the referee saying “Good luck, may the best team win” to both captains before the game in 1982 and Graeme Souness replying “I fucking hope not”

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

theatre etiquette is horrendous now. i asked the person next to me if i could have a sip of their coke as i was thirsty. they looked at me weirdly, and then yelled at me for scrolling through tiktok during the boring parts of the movie ?

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

What did spielberg mean by this transition?

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Niko tense game hainihusu. Chuki nayo ni ugonjwa.