Tim Burnett

Geek dad and husband, living in the 'burbs and trying to keep things weird.

[Tim Burnett @timbob28]

@doctorow Bob says embrace the SLACK

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The mule train has arrived at its staging area in Montreat, NC to deliver supplies to folks in area homes that are otherwise inaccessible. #montreat #blackmountain #HeleneRelief

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@marcmaron @aparnapkin @WTFpod @marcmaron You are the first person I've ever heard of who has my same orthodontic condition. (No acromegaly, but they wanted to do facial surgery and jaw break thing)

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@zillowgonewild This house is in Golden Oak, Disney’s Exclusive subdivision located on Walt Disney World property. All homeowners there have to pay nearly $30K annually in HOA fees and mandatory club memberships.

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@zillowgonewild I am told there’s a house in Orlando where the owner had a Captain Nemo/Nautilus man cave built where the submarine portholes are windows that look into the deep end of his pool.

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@craftingmystyle Thank you for this! I’m an older Gen X Disney adult and who has been trying to explain the fandom for years. (My wife and I even honeymooned at WDW nearly 30 years ago, before it was it “thing”)

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@doctorow When I first visited as a kid, neither Space Mountain nor Pirates was open. I couldn’t imagine what pirates might be.

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Hasn’t @pattonoswalt brought this up before?

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world renowned pastry chef

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world renowned pastry chef

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@pattonoswalt There are no words…except for this: https://t.co/qyZmwuoWUi

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Great News! The Harvester of Souls is back in stock #JJHo

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It’s here! The brand new “perfect” pasta shape from @TheSporkful. I’m going to try it out with “Chicken Big Mamou” a spicy classic from the late Paul Prudhomme. #cascatelli

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@Local24Richard @VanityFair I went to grade school with Dobbs and many others like him. From what I remember, the class awareness and arrogance for many in those old money families started very early.

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@MemphoNewsLady @VanityFair Oh my! I knew John Dobbs in grade school. Not surprised at all (say hi to Ron)

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@Kymon5 Ah yes! I had the unique honor of attending grade school with Mr. Dobbs. You can imagine my complete and utter lack of surprise with any of this.

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@JuddApatow I had the unique honor of attending grade school with Mr. Dobbs. You can imagine my complete and utter lack of surprise with any of this.

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@abigailtracy Outstanding! I’m the same age & attended grade school with Mr. Dobbs. I grew up adjacent to, but not a member of, the worlds you describe in your story. You absolutely nailed it! (And there’s so much more to tell)

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@TheSporkful I’ve ordered two boxes! Will there be an episode on what sauces go best with cascatelli?

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@quinncy I believe @rayadverb once wrote that most passport photos should look like you are being booked on charges of soliciting sheep.

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@hotdogken He’s making a rookie mistake. Always keep a hand on the bottom of the glass/mug/pitcher. Better angle control.