Borraski

[Borraski @timborraski]

Just found out that the Gurl that has been professing love to me since 2 years now doesn’t actually have a car.
She’s sharing apartment with her fellow Gurls.
I feel so livid right now.
Broke Gurls avoid me o.

[Borraski @timborraski]

@honchobenz @Donjaytrix001 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Borraski @timborraski]

@instablog9ja Be like he wan open iron condemn boutique for Iyana Ipaja.

[Borraski @timborraski]

@welcomekashami @Teeniiola For your mind now, you de make sense abi ?

[Borraski @timborraski]

@instablog9ja “it’s his house and his business, he can do with it what he want. Go and build your own house.”

That’s the line many of you guys used when VDM talked about disproportional increment in the price of goods and commodities.

So no disturb us for here abeg.

[Borraski @timborraski]

@instablog9ja aaah Wizy na Diddy Babe ?
Asking allegedly. 🥸

[Borraski @timborraski]

Me unashamedly going back to Church after moving back and forth and heavily investing in fake native doctors at Aguleri and Omambala.

[Borraski @timborraski]

@General_Somto That’s where they usually get power; unarmed individuals, unfortunately.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

18 - Chelsea have now progressed from each of their last 18 League Cup ties against sides from a lower division, the joint second longest run by a top-flight side in League Cup history. Overpowering.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

So after millions of years later…The world will come to an end…

All dem Socrates, Plato, Jaja of Opobo, Abraham Lincoln, Obafemi Awolowo and the likes will now wake up back..

Then God will now judge all of us.. Some will now go to heaven.. and some will go to hell

Awwwn

[Borraski @timborraski]

@aGentleguy @Igbeauxx @kayode_MK @OneJoblessBoy He’s been waiting for this for a long time.

[Borraski @timborraski]

@SportyBet I played Some Games containing Ac Milan to win and under 2.5 with Osasuna to draw. And also Celta Vigo to draw with one goal ahead. Ac Milan finished and I was waiting for Osasuna… then all of a sudden the two tickets inexplicably disappeared.
How Come ?

[Borraski @timborraski]

Sundays are days designated for worship in Churches, But there’s a reason Men like us don’t make it in there anymore; We believe the God we seek is within us and that Humanity is the Greatest Religion.

[Borraski @timborraski]

Gurls; I will marry Di Obodo Oyibo.

Me: where you go see am kwanu ?

You way de live for Ogidi and Nkpor.

Nwa make up your mind o…. Na XYZ or Milordy de available for that side.

Go get Selina tested before water go runaway your eyes after marriage.

[Borraski @timborraski]

To em’ gurls that don’t wanna work but resort to praying for Di Obodo Oyibo, be on the know that some of them are gonna come back to you as ex-gays, cos that was their line of hustle in Europe.
Make peace with that, so you don’t disturb us with those “admin hide my id” vibes.

[Borraski @timborraski]

To em’ poor gurls forming Queens & Princess; You’re probably not as as fine as Reginal Daniel, and there’s not enough Ned Nwoko to go around. You need to learn skills so you don’t end up a bitter feminist telling small gurls to wake you up at 3am for any fight concerning man.

[Borraski @timborraski]

@MSmith1883 @Catholicizm1 It never was about any Holy Spirit. It has been man all this while, it always has.

[Borraski @timborraski]

Saw a clip of @CCSoludo doing press up… and I’m like “The Dubai Taiwan project will it require muscle and Physical strength ? ”.

Asking respectfully my highness. 🤔

[Borraski @timborraski]

Religion made us accept we are sinners from the moment of conception. They made prayer our only shot at seeing God & Heaven. They further exacerbated and substantiated it in Proverbs 24:16 “A righteous man sins 7 times a day”. Me: which sins exactly do we commit ? breathing ?

[Borraski @timborraski]

Spent 6 years of my life as a Seminarian begging Mary to pray “for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.” Didn’t know the sins we committed. We were just told Mary met Jacinta, Lucy and Francisco in the City of Fatima and told dem to tell the world to de fire de rosary 🤣