A reminder that if you are a Baltimore resident and want to *legally* watch live video of a regular season Orioles baseball game this year, you must:
- pay for Xfinity cable
- upgrade your cable package
- be inside of your own home
Despite the team owning the network
Hi! If you’re reading this, get off this dumb app. I know there are cool people using it and it’s maybe your only connection to them. But Musk is a Russian bot in human form. And since he is the sole owner, he doesn’t have to answer to a board for his crimes against humanity.
Well, Twitter or whatever this is now. I get the sense that our days here are numbered. Wish I could figure out how to follow you all on Threads, especially my Baltimore people 👋🏼
I politely asked the squeegee kids on MLK Blvd not to spread their dirty squeegee all over my windshield, and they told me to shut up and did it anyway. Seems like the program is going really well @MayorBMScott
I worked in a commercial kitchen for six months twenty years ago and this is the one thing I will never forget that was taught to me by one of the experienced line cooks.
Baltimore people: Be on the lookout for this motorcycle which was stolen of the street in Hampden. Stephanie Murdock is an important part of this community, neighborhood, and city and we owe it to her to help recover this bike.
Historians will look back on the period between 2021 and 2023 (or ‘24, or ‘25) as the Great Inertia. I would explain further but this platform is reserved for short bursts of collective outrage and not nuanced discussion. Subscribe to my Substack!
Remember in the 90s when we complained about having to get up early and wait in line at a Ticketmaster outlet to buy tickets in person for an upcoming show? Can we go back to that please. Perhaps I shouldn’t be shocked that the online system is severely flawed.