Tim Brauhn

Representing the United States of America abroad, drinking lots of tea, interfaith activist, writer, probably has super powers, sent here to fix things.

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The onion is nigh. https://t.co/1ni1DsXGDV

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Two children are now watching me watch the murder. They interrupted their game of running back and forth with a kite. Their faces are impassive. Do they *also* know that the crows know that I know?

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I’m watching a group of perhaps ten house crows eat a small bag of Lay’s potato chips. They are flying down one at a time and taking turns pulling a chip out of the bag. Then they fly up onto a nearby balcony or wall, chow down, and return. It’s all very orderly. And terrifying.

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Ok, now the group has grown to perhaps fifteen total crows. They found a bag of Sour Cream and Onion after finishing the first bag (India's Magic Masala flavor). One of them dropped a small chiece (chip piece) on my shoulder from a power line above. I think they know that I know.

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This is a fantastically neat initiative. Podcasts on vinyl, what! I backed it; you can, too! Check out "PHONATION: A Chicago Podcast Compilation" on vinyl by James VanOsdol @jamesvanosdol and @ZSpang on @Kickstarter https://t.co/8vKNP2Xnav

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I admit it. I mix up pani puri masala in water and drink it as if it was regular water. I am an adult.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/AyV7kgasqU

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Pegasus Special Riders, Inc. is a great organization providing outstanding therapeutic riding experiences to underserved rural communities. Check them out and consider chipping in to keep them running during these lean Covid-19 times. Thanks! https://t.co/qcEztxb39J

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#laketime #nofilter #love https://t.co/l2YVKi4FX3

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Access to therapeutic horseback riding is critical in geographically-remote locations like where I grew up. Please consider supporting Pegasus Special Riders for #GivingTuesday and help deliver these services where they're needed most: https://t.co/EJ5blS6GNe #GivingTuesdayNow

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Most people run 50-mile races in the mountains or deserts. My colleague Ken runs them IN THE ALLEY BEHIND HIS HOUSE. Check out his stellar fundraiser for @DirectRelief and help provide critical PPE to our frontline medical professionals: https://t.co/BP19KMI4Vo

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When you move to Eastern Time from Mountain Time and now your HBOGO shows come on at 9 PM instead of 7 PM.

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So say we all.

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@AaronTempler I’d like to think so. Mr. Rogers needs that kind of grit to survive the zombocalypse.

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It was cold inside the cathedral. General Clemmons wiped his tears with the back of his hand and raised his eyes to the crowd. "Mr. David Alex McFeely was our letter-carrier. More than that, he was...a patriot. He gave his life in service of something larger than himself."

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And he would personally – and gleefully – end the life of the man who had murdered his mother and father – Officer François Scarborough Clemmons.

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And now, with Tuesday leading the Restorationists, Daniel Striped Tiger would have his revenge. He would enter the capital and help return the Neighborhood to its rightful rule.