Tim

Ohio sports, craft beer, occasional bad jokes.

[Tim @TimBrews]

Ohtani having a bad year by Ohtani standards is still probably a pretty good year.

[Garlic Fry Ry @GarlicFryRy]

Shohei Ohtani not winning ONE award this year or making an All MLB Team is embarrassing as hell for a player that’s supposed to be in their prime.

[Tim @TimBrews]

I still find myself steering the fabric like I'm trying to keep a fishing boat in the channel.

[🎃 Stephanie 🎃 @stephs_here]

Every time I sew a long, straight seam, I think about this reddit post of a woman who was confused why her sewing machine can’t sew straight, 100% not realizing that you need to control the fabric while sewing. Hope she’s doing ok

[Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com @SeanRossSapp]

I can not stop watching this dude's magnet fishing videos on Instagram

[Tim @TimBrews]

I like this plan. Get a few customers, see what works, and keep the rest of her savings safe.

[Ossai of Enugu @ossaivictor1_]

A sales girl was asking me what she could start with her 650K savings or she should continue with her sales girl job for now and save more

She told me she acquired fashion designing skills 2 years before starting the sales girl job

So it was easy, I advised her to use some of the savings and buy an electric sewing machine

She lives with her parents and she has her own room with steady light

I tried encouraging her to start sewing in her room for now, her friends and church members will be her first customers

I also told her to create a social media channel for her brand, she won't remain a sales girl forever and she needed to start building something for herself.

[Tim @TimBrews]

I prefer lengthening sleeves on the paper pattern before cutting to fiddling with the hem after the shirt is sewn.

[Tim @TimBrews]

I love seeing defense get this much love in an MVP conversation. Pete Crow-Armstrong is fun to watch.

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Pete Crow-Armstrong will be the first player in MLB history to win a Platinum Glove award and MVP in the same season 🥹

[Tim @TimBrews]

I never regret an evening spent fishing, even when the fish have other plans.

[Mino @mino_147]

GM fam☕️

I was fishing in the evening and it thought me.

Time is the real currency.

You can always make more money.
You can't get yesterday back.

Just build something that gives you control over your time.

That's the real freedom I'm chasing.

[Tim @TimBrews]

Which MLB star do you stop what you're doing to watch when they come to the plate?

[Tim @TimBrews]

Ichiro is absolutely Ohtani's equal. Different skill sets, same level of ridiculous. Baseball has been spoiled.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Hideki Matsui hit 332 home runs in Japan and 175 in the majors, 507 in all, and he is in the S tier with Shohei Ohtani, Ichiro Suzuki and Yu Darvish. Hideo Nomo threw no hitters for the Dodgers and Red Sox and sits a tier lower in A. Is Ichiro really an equal to Ohtani?

[Tim @TimBrews]

@CornbreadRTR Now that's a Friday plan I can get behind

[Tim @TimBrews]

I'd be trying to solve it until the deviled eggs showed up. Then I'd lose all interest in the math.

[Iras @IrasReal]

Made this picnic riddle with HTV. I’m counting relatives when I should be counting deviled eggs.

[Tim @TimBrews]

@WOPR68 I need to find water like that.

[Tim @TimBrews]

I don't know how he managed to keep his eyes on the fish long enough to get the picture.

[Laurie @EllSimonds]

After Earl showed his wife this picture of the fish he caught, he was no longer allowed to go fishing. 🎣

[Tim @TimBrews]

Staying up for an Ohtani at-bat is worth it when he hits a pitch down at his ankles over the fence.

[Tim @TimBrews]

@fatimaiqbaal312 well, that's a fishing method I haven't tried yet

[Tim @TimBrews]

Fishing is one of those hobbies where you can get skunked all day and still want to go again.

[Shourynn is LOVESICK 🍎 @shourynnn]

i love fishing but i suck at it way too much

anw my pc reveal

#gwylan #dol

[Tim @TimBrews]

A swordfish on the line would have me forgetting every word I know. What a catch.

[rawirlclips @rawirlclips]

Kick streamer Oceanadventures shuts up his haters as he pulls in a 9 foot SWORDFISH on day 2 of his deep sea fishing stream! 🎣

"thank you lord Jesus!"

[SmokeyAussie Dog 🐾 BFC MFF FC @SmokeyAussie]

I was fishing for Crawfish 🦞 and this Handsome boy was fishing for doggies :///3
@TripECollie

[Tim @TimBrews]

I could spend all afternoon in the fishing aisle and still somehow forget the one thing I went in for.

[Dascia V @dasciavee]

I want to get into fishing again someone take me to bass pro for my basics

[Tim @TimBrews]

If MLB adds two teams, would you put one in Nashville, or is there a city I'm overlooking?