Tim Cabrelli

@affixxius co-founder, sports fan, LCFC STH & general ideas man. I also unfortunately have an uncanny likeness to Gareth Southgate. These opinions are my own.

[Barbara @BallardsLane]

@anglopjdst Can @bphillipsonMP explain to us all, the maths involved in her mum taking tax payers money and it all disappearing.
Education Secretary???
Children to learn how to fiddle the books next!
Our country in the pits! 🤢

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@JasonBourne1986 Yeah but we run on vibes and you can’t be angry with vibes.

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@ChloeRT9 £575 for League 1 football for me next year.

[Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK]

Rishi Sunak warned us exactly what would happen.

People laughed it off, and voted for Labour.

Now his prediction looks spot on.

Call it what it is, he was right.

[Mel Stride @MelJStride]

This morning’s figures show that under Labour the deficit in the last year was £132 billion. That is 70% higher than was forecast when they came to office.

Labour have left Britain dangerously exposed to economic shocks. Rachel Reeves is increasing borrowing by over a quarter of a trillion pounds across this parliament, while letting welfare spending spiral out of control.

You cannot borrow your way to growth. Only the Conservatives will Get Britain Working Again.

[Jordan Walker @JayW132]

VAT on private school fees was pitched as a way to raise money for public services.

New report: it's projected to cost the public £181m by 2038.

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@TorstenBell Amazing what’s achievable when you tax the absolute pants out of every person, product, service and business.

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@LCFC All teams must play 4231

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@JakeWatson_TV I actually question if they know what they’re clapping. They’re like seals, they see the players do it and they copy.

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@LCFC Let me guess…4231?

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@LCFC 4231. Imagine our shock.

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@LCFC 4231 again, Gary. Such a tactical genius, they’ll never think we’re stupid enough to role the same system that’s failed us all season again.

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@LCFC @_joshhollandd Can Top make this game? Appreciate there maybe some Polo on somewhere.

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

Should LCFC adjust their season ticket cost on confirmation of relegation. Currently I’m expected to pay £575 for L1 football #lcfc

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@taylor_toland I’m sorry there has to be accountability on him too. He’s changed nothing since joining, same formation, same players. There gets to a point as manager that you realise the trust isn’t there & you might as well start putting youth players in who’ll have at least a point to prove.

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@kateblakey40 Monaco to Bromley 🤣

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

@FosseHub No, because nobody will be there.

[Oche @dartsocheagain]

It’s crazy what a Leicester fan has experienced since 2008

- Relegation to League 1
- Winning League 1
- Winning the championship
- Pulling off their version of the great escape
- Winning the Premier League the year after
- Champions League QF
- Their owner dying in a helicopter crash
- Top 5 finishes
- Winning the FA Cup
- Conference League semi
- Relegation
- Winning the Championship
- Relegation
- Points Deduction
- Relegation to League 1

Mental #LCFC

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

What I should have said yesterday was somehow Tiger Woods is the best driver in the world and the worst.

[Tim Cabrelli @timcabrelli]

I think Tiger Woods needs a driver