tom

I did start global warming

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I’m technically a veteran and that’s funny af

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@kayleydrinksmlk Yes (from experience)

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@kayleydrinksmlk Cigarettes make everyone always feel better every time

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Hey just a heads up everyone my mom is over Timothee Chalamet

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Sorry I can't hangout I haven't watched the office superfan extended cut of season 1 in a while

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I'm tryna peddle some wares

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Nothin clears a bar like an amateur standup comedy show

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@cnnrbrry It’s so bad dude

[tom @timcasey95]

Oh every other country has free healthcare? Well if everyone jumped off a bridge would you do it too?

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Asking girls on dating apps to see blue man group with me

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Are scotch eggs stunt food

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I don’t think anything good is happening in the state of Utah

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@albalien_ Did it again on Tuesday

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I called the barefoot contessa a bitch on stage last night

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Trying to start a butt rock cover band (influences: shine down, hinder, nickel back, creed, etc) dm if interested

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@AlecEloy You do have the vibe of a fighter

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Been really into Dinosaur Jr idk what’s happening to me

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If you’re at the grocery store at the same time as me you’re kindve a dick for that

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We all need to grow up and start smoking cigarettes again

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Diane Feinstein died (obviously)

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I joined the army at the same time I thought Logic was a good rapper, judgment was severely impaired. 19 year olds should have no decision making power.