_tim_cahill_

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Everywhere the dying groan and the horses lay screaming... Happy Valentine's Day!"
https://t.co/ibizpwok3G

[_tim_cahill_ @timccomputer]

Hot take: Cormac McCarthy invented the rom-com. New piece for @mcsweeneys from @KristinaLibby and myself. Go read, now: https://t.co/iIegWakUjT

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

For the past two months, the Writers Guild of America has been on strike. However, theirs is not the only writers’ strike gripping the nation. In @newyorkerhumor, read about the lesser-known ransom-note writers’ strike of 2017: https://t.co/cYfpJk3YqP

[_tim_cahill_ @timccomputer]

New piece for the @NewYorker with the immensely talented Ryan Walls and Zoe Si - go take a look: https://t.co/kpuPhjQBtD

[The American Bystander @BystanderTweets]

@timccomputer @KristinaLibby https://t.co/Z6yC2xu1vd

[Chas Gillespie @chas_gillespie]

I have a new one in @mcsweeneys today called "My Plan to Destigmatize Mental Illness Is to Blame Every Societal Problem on People with Mental Illnesses." Give it a read if ya wanna: https://t.co/Xd65yB83R3

[_tim_cahill_ @timccomputer]

SNICK rules. New piece for the @NewYorker from @KristinaLibby and myself. Go check it out: https://t.co/RfDVAN3urC

[The American Bystander @BystanderTweets]

DANIELLE STEEL: Take your long, powerful hands and start slowly loading this satin sparkle purse with the biggest bill stacks you’ve got...Afterward, I want you to watch me run slowly toward the street.

@timccomputer & @KristinaLibby
https://t.co/OYIOSR6KvB

[Chas Gillespie @chas_gillespie]

I wish to invite you to read a new one I wrote for @mcsweeneys called "What Your Favorite New York Times Columnist Says About You." Thank you, and best of luck with everything today. https://t.co/sVtUkMh5mZ

[_tim_cahill_ @timccomputer]

@The_Rumpus @KristinaLibby

[_tim_cahill_ @timccomputer]

@KristinaLibby @timccomputer

[The American Bystander @BystanderTweets]

Here's @timccomputer on an @OldSpice ad to keep an eye on tonight.

[The American Bystander @BystanderTweets]

Supporters of Viral Load got a special treat this morning -- a preview of tonight's Super Bowl commercials. https://t.co/IzneRFNX8k

[_tim_cahill_ @timccomputer]

@crmonks New McSweeney's submission: "Things Not to Google if You're Accused for Murder" - https://t.co/N7MY1qTBZr

[_tim_cahill_ @timccomputer]

@KristinaLibby and I unearthed never before seen #Salinger book titles for @BystanderTweets. Read 'em here: https://t.co/hvfChxBC5d

[_tim_cahill_ @timccomputer]

New Shout for @newyorkerhumor - go take a look: https://t.co/9vxayXbgJe

[_tim_cahill_ @timccomputer]

Read 'em & weep @pantone. New piece for @BystanderTweets / 251 with @KristinaLibby:

https://t.co/FXjwxVd92O

[The American Bystander @BystanderTweets]

Presenting the finalists for Pantone's Color of the Year, from @timccomputer and Kristina Libby.

https://t.co/dCaUeGwxAU

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

A cartoon by George Booth, who contributed to The New Yorker for more than five decades, and who died yesterday, at age 96. #NewYorkerCartoons

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A cartoon by @tomchitty and @EllisRosen. #NewYorkerCartoons