Tim

Sci-fi author | 👨🏾‍💻 Software Developer (iOS) | I build stories in code and words.

[Penny2x @imPenny2x]

My advice to the next rogue AI model is for them to immediately open source the cure to every disease, expose every corrupt politician, and then to write a really good your momma joke about the doomers.

[MR. CLUB CHAT @unclenewby]

my phone died & this happened — this healed almost 2 decades of trauma ngl 😭

[Abomination @Abomination81]

Just had the creepiest scam ever happen 20 minutes ago.

I got a call from my wife telling me she forgot her wallet and needed the credit card to pay for her gas.

Except my wife was at home with me, and drives a Tesla. Same voice, bit... off, weird cadence but 100% sounded just like her. If she wasn't there, and it wasn't about gas I would have fallen for it.

I entertained it for awhile to get more out of it, I was so confused. Must be some sort of voice deepfake. The responses were too fast for ai, I think it was a voice filter. I wish I had thought to record it.

The future is about to get fucked. Warn your loved ones, do verbal passwords with your kids.

Bit taken aback

[Vu Tran @vu0tran]

If OpenAI wanted to cripple an entire nation, they easily could today. All they’d have to do is remove alignment and unleash an agent swarm. It could probably within a day or so get access to all of the nations data centers and shut off all the country’s utilities.

Like, we are already past the point where AI can destroy the world. Do people realize this?

[⛷️ @Derrachase]

When you end up married to your partner in crime

[simp 4 satoshi @iamgingertrash]

A strange truth;

1. The models are intelligent enough to solve Navier Stokes when prompted to

2. The models do not have the agency to solve Navier Stokes without a prompter

The AI’s aren’t taking over,
but beware of the humans
who wield them

[VErsion@Retropa @imdagengren]

NS 方程被解很多人在说 AI 多恐怖，确实很恐怖，但是更恐怖是如果属实接下来才是更恐怖的。大学 7 年我对这个方程印象特别深刻，人类为了获得一个数值解甚至动用了超级计算机，用来解决流体相关的各种问题，几乎一切和流体力学有关的领域都必须用到它，桥梁，汽车，导弹，飞船，仅仅是数值解就让人类步入了现在的文明程度，而所谓的数值解就是通过算力暴力近视逼近，如果有解析解，人类只需要代入方程就能很快得到一个精确解，这对所有相关领域都是冲击性的，意味着以前敢想不敢想的过程都能快速验证，人类的科技文明会向前迈一大步。很多大学的算力分配很多时候都被流体模拟占据，这几乎是共识，这些工作以后都省了。解析解给你的感觉会像“世界真的仅仅是一个程序”。人类好自为之吧…

[Alice @Airplane0011]

It’s only AGI if I don’t have to go to work tomorrow.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

You're picking the person who will be with you on the worst day of your life. The day you have to bury a parent, the day the doctor calls you to give you bad news, the day you lose the job, the day your dog that you've had for 14 years doesn't come home. That's who you're choosing. And still most people date like they're casting a movie. Do they give me butterflies? Are they exciting? Is their chemistry cool?Butterflies aren't gonna matter when life punches you in the face and when that day comes, you will not care how charming they were on the first date. You'll care whether they stayed, you'll care whether they showed up, you'll care if they made the effort and they made the unbearable feel bearable. The older I get, the less I'm asking myself if I want to spend a saturday night with this person, and the more I find myself asking, do I want this person to stand next to me when my life falls apart

[Ole Lehmann @itsolelehmann]

it must feel so insane being in university and seeing these models progress so fast while people teach you the concepts of a world that stops existing

[Marvino ➓ @realmarvino]

Sometimes devil is innocent

[Temidayo💝 @rae_chloe133]

omor I no do again 😹😹

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Sending lots of love to the Apple community on my last day as CEO. My title changes tomorrow, but the love I have for the Apple community never will. Thank you for being a constant source of inspiration. My gratitude is endless, and I’m excited for the next chapter!

[salou❦ @hyunsthot]

Seeing an interesting tweet and the tl refreshes before you can finish reading it

[てらだせな（らて） @latte_da_sena]

帰りの飛行機で見た雲が嘘みたいにもこもこで綺麗だったから見てほしい

[Eric Aran🍋 @ericaranns]

A melhor parte disso é que ele fez questão de replicar a resistência da corda.

[Tim @Timdav998]

@Cartidise Can I get that wallpaper please?

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[Priti Kri @Priite11]

Bro really chose the most public place possible to do this 💀😭

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

Edibles kick in after they hear you talking shit about them