First Time Dad

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@ChipotleTweets wow! Is ur quest bad!!! No wonder I always get my queso burritos @qdoba seriously hire someone to work there and steal recip

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@espn might have just dealt boxing its final death blow by showcasing a fixed fight for free. Course we will still shell out for $May

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@MikeAndMike Ginobli HOF?

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@realDonaldTrump I know we don't negotiate with Terrorists, but @McDonalds has to be stopped. #saveorangehiC

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

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[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@NCAA whatever you're paying the oversight committee for extended game length, I'll take half. Fix replay. 4hour games? C'mon man!

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@DanLeBatardShow I've fallen asleep twice during this interview.

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@MLBplayersMLB @MLB @MLBONFOX so if a runners hand touches the bag before he's tagged he's still out? The fix is in #goodcallFox

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@DanLeBatardShow that last interview was like a gas truck driving off a cliff and landing on A nitroglycerin factory

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@DanLeBatardShow Ben McAdoo looks like the teller at the DMV who puts the "next window" sing up and goes on his lunch break when your up.

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@Northwestern your turf is awful. Maybe @Espngreeny can make a donation? #do better

[UNSPORTSMANLIKE @UnSportsESPN]

RT for a chance to experience the ND/USC rivalry at the LA Coliseum #mmthursdaysweeps
Rules: https://t.co/ysPDm4pnhv

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

Welcome to the World little guy!

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@DanLeBatardShow

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@NFL sorry to hear about the paycut, commish. Let me know if you need a short term loan.

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@DanLeBatardShow had to take a shower after listening to your interview with Carl Douglas. #ojgotwhathedeserved

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@NBA who's officiating this game? #bloodsport

[UPPAbaby @UPPAbaby]

Thanks for incl. the #UbVISTA in the Top 10 Strollers list! #musthave #babygear https://t.co/GIQkp4uQlT via @TheBump

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@Ergobaby how can my wife find out when the Ergo 360 Cool Air can be ordered from @buybuyBABY ??

[First Time Dad @time2dad]

@DanLeBatardShow Stu Gotz and the boys are right...I can't wait to see this Warrior team lose in OKC.