Bandito

Just someone who plays games, likes metal music, and laughs at dumb memes. Sometimes streams on Twitch

[💒 Reverend Pickle 💒 @TheIrishPickle]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

[Treyarch @Treyarch]

🤘😈🤘

[JNS @_devJNS]

just because of the money.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Keith David has officially received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame ⭐️

David’s work:
- 140+ Movies
- 130+ TV Shows
- 25+ Video Games

[ꪝe @_wej01]

I was closing out tabs last night.
Guy #1: Wearing a tailored suit, bill was $200. Snapped his fingers for service. Tipped $0 on a $200 tab.

Guy #2: Covered in drywall dust, looked exhausted. He ordered one beer, stacked his own empty glass, wiped the table with a napkin, and left a $20 bill on a $8 tab.

He looked me in the eye and said, "I know it's a long shift, man. Get home safe."

People who work hard for their money respect people who work hard for their money.

That’s the truth.

[XBOX @XBOX]

Reminder: just because you're not personally into a game, doesn't mean it's a bad game

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

y'all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? it’s so frustrating

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊🌖 @Bennieeexyz]

Two school age kids: "Oh look at the big white puppy!"

Their mother: "Come here, let me explain something to you. That dog is a Service Dog. Whenever you see a dog in a store like this you can't distract it cause it's working."

Two kids: "What do you mean he's working?"

Mom: "He helps that girl. You know how at school your teacher tells you to be quite so you don't get distracted doing your work? It's the same thing with that dog. You can't distract him."

Two kids: "What does he help her with?"

Mom: "That's her business. Your business is to not distract him so he can work."

IF CHILDREN CAN UNDERSTAND SO CAN YOU.

[Tyler Scheid @Apocalypto_12]

Every day I get sicker & sicker of people who refuse to admit their errors & wrongs, refuse to try to change for the better, & refuse to listen period

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Why do employers act like we work for anything other than to get paid? 😂

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Funny how a bank can charge you $35 for not having enough money…
but when they lose billions gambling on bad investments, they get a bailout funded by your taxes.
And then they raise your fees to recover

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Having a good manager really changes your work ethic. You start doing your job better, coming to work early and happy. Some managers don’t realize how much their actions affect their employees’ performance.

[Kay🩷💜💙 @agiftfromhildy]

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

This isn’t talked about enough: let’s normalize not being career-oriented. I don’t want to climb the corporate ladder. I don’t want to be a “boss babe.” I just want a job that allows me to live comfortably, love my people, and keep my stress low. Comfort and calm is success too.