There's precious little in entertainment that I cherish more than George Shea's beyond-preposterous rhetoric announcing the Hot Dog Eating Contest every July
Super Sky Point to Howard Hesseman, the sweet bastard who will forever be Dr. Johnny Fever to the millions of us who grew up on WKRP in Cincinnati. This one hurts. #RIP#Booger
The Bengals winning, even just playing well without losing composure and losing spectacularly, is so alien to my experience that I'm now doubting reality -- am I actually unconscious, dreaming all of this on my kitchen floor after accidentally mixing Benadryl and Zantac?
Alright Bengals, keep it up, you've got KC on the ropes! Ropes that are somehow treating KC really well. Like, those must be the most comfortable, supportive ropes, that feel like the finest silk #WhoDey
In Alaska, wolves hunt reindeer relentlessly
To avoid predation, arctic reindeer have evolved a life saving adaptation
They can see UV light, so a perfectly camouflaged wolf against the snow would appear black as itโs fur canโt absorb UV light
https://t.co/nFFBxWwS6S
I'm proud to be on the short list of candidates for the head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders. Looking forward to implementing my foolproof football strategies (primarily intentionally giving up safeties to the other team so we get really weird score combinations)