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Mamala’s here for y’all.

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@KamalaHQ for you:

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@KamalaHQ wrote some songs for y’all. They did NOT just fall out of a coconut tree 🙃 #kamala #mamala #Election2024

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Lyrics: Me
Voice: Talented funny AI

(Sorry… I don’t have access to a pro recording studio)

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@david_j_linden You literally just described what I've thought about for over a decade after having had Leukemia twice as a kid. (And I'm not a neuroscientist, so have zero clout when it comes to trying to explain this medically/scientifically.) Thank you for that.

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@SamSifton @nytimes 😂 I was soooo hoping today’s NYT Cooking newsletter was purposely written in conjunction with the discovery of watermelons on Mars. Even if it’s a coincidence, great timing!

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@MondayNight is this a misprint or is this “best by 5/23/2010” beer actually over a decade old? 🤔

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@Seansworth @RuPaulsDragRace Periodt.

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@RuPaulsDragRace Fully expect a formal SheMail addressed to viewers before tonight’s episode to restore our faith in Season 12!!

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@MelissaHLeon Thank you for this piece! @brielarson is such a talent and an inspiration. This movie is also so reflective of corporate change at Disney/Marvel (mostly the shift of creative power away from Trump pawn/angry white man Ike Perlmutter). Perfect for #InternationalWomensDay2019

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@tonypackos I’ve loved Sweet Hots forever but just realized they’re called that because the pickles and peppers are “sweethearts” ❤️ 🤯 I feel dumb but also just discovered the best #ValentinesDay gift ever.

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@testisfidelis @BarackObama was raised by just his mother. He turned out OK. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@testisfidelis Jesus had two dads. He turned out OK. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@Sethrogen And if the McAllisters has a doggie door, why didn’t they have a DOG? 🤯 #HomeAlone #whathappenedtothedog

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@MiamiBeachPD what’s happening on Alton/10th?

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@kljohnso could you fix this?

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@ThePalaceSoBe Hi! Could I book a table for 2pm for 4 people?

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This is Brickell in downtown Miami. Totally underwater. #HurrcaneIrma @wsvn w

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Unlike the designers of many of these costumes, I'm entirely sober. #Eurovision https://t.co/6nJHSfV3pe

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You CAN sit with us! Join our team around the world. #WeAreHiring https://t.co/2Mn7irnkc7