Maxwell Wiggin

Why are you here?

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I get net zero is important, but does it have to include my bank account?

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@smartereveryday The 4th dimension of a 3 dimensional oscillator.

Humans are unable to control the 4th dimension.

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@Venmo @thiddiies

[Venmo @Venmo]

#VenmoItForward, back-to-school edition: We’re giving out $10,000 today. RT this, drop your Venmo handle & tag a study buddy. We might send you both $100, $250, or $500.

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 8/26. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/PkH55SVjgn

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Any of ya'll have an abusive relationship with your printer?

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Ya'll ever tried to pause a live zoom class?

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Which is worse?

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All wheel drive does not mean all can drive

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Your pet is an object that converts pet food into the social affection you're unable to gain from normal life.

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Thank God they put windows on dryers so I can feel how dry my clothes look

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Instagram puts your crush's story first.

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COVID is the ultimate excuse to not invite someone/not be invited

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

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"video will play after ad" 😕
"video will play after ads" ☹️
@YouTube

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@scott_jamie01 @meganc2017 This is the love I am looking for.

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@WesternColoU

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

WCU….Wumbo Cinematic Universe

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@WstrnStarTrucks Where can I get this calender?

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Guys
I get it now
Hindsight is 2020

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I need a $2000 laptop to participate in my college class, and a $90 book, but my prof can't afford anything but the built in microphone in their uni supplied laptop.

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I knew it.
The old white guy won.
I knew it from the beginning.