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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.

The preferred pronoun of conspiracy theorists is “they.”

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@weekdayjokes Eight of them sneak off and kiss him goodbye

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@JVMonte2 Can’t You See - Marshall Tucker Band. I will pull this goddam car over and karaoke that bad bitch at top volume. And no, I can’t carry a tune.

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@DaveModculture We Could Be Heroes

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@def_leppar20044

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@SonnyBobiche @infodexx “We’re gonna settle towns in there and every goddam one of ‘em will be called SPRINGFIELD”

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@RonFilipkowski Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party claims another victim

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@JasonPynn

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@BennyBondestino @BigFurryBalls Cities actually have them AND it’s a thing made up by video games

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@BigFurryBalls Tourists stepping off a San Francisco cable car: how do we get to Chinatown?

Cable car operator, pointing: head down that street and keep going until you can’t read the signs

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@Tazerface16 And tear down whatever gets built of that ballroom. It is likely RIDDLED with Russian listening devices.

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@lady_valor_07 Yes! Driving in traffic is a cooperative endeavor, not a death match.

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@JamesSurowiecki Yes, you could never hope to be men like them…unless you get cloned.

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@VoicesfromNam I look at all those aircraft spotted up and wonder how flight ops actually works. Strike half of them below?

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@literaryeric “Supper’s Ready” by Genesis

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@Acyn It means he’s a marks-ist

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@ProfSteveKeen The explosive growth of the federal debt during WWII means that private balance sheets were flush with cash and cash equivalents. At the end of the war, American families were ready to spend and had the financial resources to do so.

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@Angry_Staffer “The Civil War era many years ago” - he is referring, of course, to the FIRST Civil War.

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@Angry_Staffer You put weapons on your borders to defend against foreign adversaries. You put weapons around your capital to defend against domestic insurrection.

Planning ahead.

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@BadFoxGraphics @Princeton Didn’t know they cared about Golden State basketball

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@ForgottenWarPic God bless the tin cans; they punch above their weight, don’t they? Saved Omaha Beach. And then there was the Battle off Samar. The DDEs and jeep carriers of Taffy 3 stood toe to toe with the Yamato battle group and gave them hell. Those glorious fucking bastards.