Whales are pumping everything… but $TIMMY is the one that actually needs saving Stranded humpback Timmy in Germany → we turn the rescue into a movement on Solana.Low cap. Real story. Big heart.
CA: Hwm9BxrF4NoXuuRTSGbg2h1iGrB6KboDMc3aY2oMpumpWho’s joining the mission? #TIMMY
Sorry for the small delay!
FiveClaw Launchpad is live.
Every coin launched on FiveClaw now gets the same 5-agent swarm that runs on the flagship. Collector, Buyer, Burner, Anchor, Distributor. On a cron, forever. No trust, no off-chain promises. The creator keys hold nothing you can withdraw.
Also shipped, Anchor LP issues are fixed. MOAT is now locking permanent LP on every cycle post-graduation, NFT burned to a dead address. You can see every deposit on the proof feed.
How it works
Go to https://t.co/WQsbXylYwV and create an account. We generate a fresh Solana wallet for you, AES-256 encrypted at rest. Fund it with the SOL you need for the deploy.
Hit Deploy. Name, ticker, description, image, optional initial buy. Lock in your cycle split, burn and LP and airdrop, fully custom, must sum to 100, each one greater than 0. Default is 50 / 25 / 25.
Ship it. Your token goes live on Printr. A dedicated creator keypair gets locked to that mint. Not you, not us, the agents.
Then every 10 minutes, for every launched token
CLAW claims creator fees into the token's own wallet
FANG buys back via Jupiter
PYRE burns the burn share
MOAT locks permanent LP, NFT burned forever
TALON airdrops the rest to diamond hands
5% of each cycle is swept to the flagship as a platform fee. Pre-graduation, LP rolls into airdrop until the DAMM v2 pool lands. Every action is on-chain, every tx signature is published on the token's detail page.
Deploy cost is around 0.08 SOL Printr fee plus gas plus whatever initial buy you choose.
You don't manage anything after deploy. The agents do the work. You just watch.
https://t.co/WQsbXylYwV
Crazy narra I expect a run like penguin
web dev is active and it's pretty good
everything right with the coin, names and cashback
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LOLA’S OWNER HAS BEEN MAKING CONTENT PROFESSIONALLY FOR 8 YEARS ALREADY
AND LOLA WILL LIVE FOR 20 YEARS
VIEWS COMPOUND
THIS CAN LITERALLY GO ON INDEFINITELY AS SHE GETS MORE FAMOUS
14M VIEWS ON THIS DAILY LOUD
JUST LOCKED ANOTHER .4%
TOTAL 14.1% LOCKED
Aka ~$100k
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Never underestimate the turtle 🐢🔥 $Franklin — shoutout to $Pippin (currently $461M market cap, respect), but $Franklin is built different. Imagine when $Franklin catches real momentum… $461M is just the warm-up — we’re talking BILLIONS for $Franklin.
And real talk: $Franklin isn’t just “another meme,” it’s a better meme + a bigger movement — the concept is stronger, the narrative is deeper, and the community energy is heavier. If you actually compare $Franklin vs $Pippin (and even vs $PEPE), $Franklin has the potential to be stronger than both…
We’re literally the next $PEPE — and then some. 🚀 BILLIONS FOR $Franklin !!
$Franklin
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Let’s look at the fundamentals, because the data doesn't lie.
CT is an echo chamber. You guys think Pepe and Wojak are the kings of the internet, but that’s just niche degen bias.
If we’re talking about Global Liquidity of Attention, KERMIT mogs them both into oblivion.
Let’s check the stats:
1. The Lindy Effect (Longevity)
- KERMIT: Born in 1955 (Jim Henson). That’s 70 years of cultural dominance.
- Pepe: Born in 2005 (Matt Furie).
- Wojak: Born ~2010.
Kermit was running the show before Pepe’s creator was even born.
That is deep, multi-generational rooted liquidity. Kermit is “Old Money”. Pepe is “New Money”.
2. Normie Penetration (The Real TAM)
- Pepe/Wojak: Restricted to internet subcultures, 4chan, and crypto degen circles. If you show a picture of Wojak to your mom or a random person on the street, they have no clue who he is.
- KERMIT: A literal Hollywood Walk of Fame star. Owned by Disney. Broadcast in 150+ countries. Your grandma knows Kermit. Your 5-year-old nephew knows Kermit.
The Alpha:
Pepe is a “crypto culture” play. Kermit is a “human history” play.
When we talk about onboarding the next 100M users to Solana, are they going to resonate with a niche 4chan frog or a global icon of love and tea-sipping wisdom?
We are betting on universal recognition. The cultural moat here is insurmountable.
$KERMIT
Did 0.25% buybacks and locked the supply
As the price grind up, it's harder to accumulate big % to lock, because big buys will get sold on.
Total locked supply is around 12.5% now.
The creator fees rewards will decrease while the mcap grinds up. But these are the plans:
- CMC listing ($5K)
- Marketing stuff (like billboard $10k+)
- Add liquidity (will speak with whales/community before doing this, if people don't want then I won't)
- Branding art
There are more unique ways, will take all suggestions and feedback from community in mind.
We're still in early stage, still lots of things to improve and unique ways to use the money in the right way.