hands enthusiast

24 and in need of constant affection

[dani @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[stella @mrdongren]

Sometimes u gotta listen to ur 2021 kpop playlist so u don’t blow ur shit clean off on a Thursday

[fenlon @fen_lon]

calling out of work is so awesome except for the guilt that youre letting everyone down and the feeling that youre a useless fuckup

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

growing older means exploring new and more mature ways to self harm

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Yes, I think adults need to be forced to say please and thank you too.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

You wanna know a big reason why people don’t dance at parties anymore? Bc y’all record everything 😂

[angel @gxthcxlt]

you ever see your body from a certain angle and have to stop and consider suicide

[paige 💀 @lesboyt0y]

welllll. i now know that having a femme coming on top of you by grinding herself against you and making the prettiest noises u have ever heard is fucking actual heaven.

[em 🧸🐝 @landoseras]

just a reminder, you CANNOT celebrate Sir David Attenborough’s birthday and then vote against the very thing he’s spent his whole life trying to protect

[Grace 😺🏳️‍⚧️ @gorpgames]

parallel play is so goated, like we both doing our own shit in the same room, and then every so often i can come over and give you a little kiss or something, ask how your game is going or whatever, or you do the same to me

hell yeah

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

you are not leaving with that guy from the club sorry, we going home

[Kay🩷💜💙 @agiftfromhildy]

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

[Tired @_crustbag_]

I LOVE PIRACY

I LOVE OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE

I LOVE FREE/CHEAP CREATIVE APPLICATIONS THAT AREN’T SUBSCRIPTION-BASED!!!

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

not dating to marry, not dating to break up, but a secret third thing (dating to be with someone you’re truly compatible with, to travel, experience life, laugh a lot and share something real for as long as it feels right, whether that’s a season or a lifetime)

[The Truest @dre___843]

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

[N-35 @PsychotronicCty]

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.