Tim Ekhlassi (he/him)

Dog dad, office fan, oculoplastic surgeon. I once got a B in college photography so I’m pretty good at taking pictures. My wife thinks I’m funny.

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Despite:

• Beating Notre Dame
• Having the same record as Notre Dame
• Having more Top 10 wins than Notre Dame
• Having an equal SOS to Notre Dame’s
• Having an equal SOR to Notre Dame’s
• Beating 3 of their 4 common opponents by more than Notre Dame did

…Miami will be left out of College Football Playoff while Notre Dame is currently in.

[ACC Football @ACCFootball]

Just gonna leave this here.

[Tim Ekhlassi (he/him) @timekhlassi]

@ADHDForReal It’s boba time

[Tim Ekhlassi (he/him) @timekhlassi]

@carlz8

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

New Years Resolution:

After 28 years, I’m done beating myself up over blowing a 4 stroke lead to a intramural hockey player that was never investigated for Chubbs death and that should have been kicked off the tour for assaulting Bob Barker. Time to move on

To new beginnings🥂

[phones with six ones @phones111111]

1000% tariffs on podcast equipment

[Tim Ekhlassi (he/him) @timekhlassi]

@nataliepayer 🍆🔪

[SCP-8242 @YungHigue]

Go to Settings → Privacy and Safety → Data Sharing → Grok to turn it off.

[AJ @willjames93]

MF look like the Mucinex bug

[Tim Ekhlassi (he/him) @timekhlassi]

@GovParsonMO Please, don’t let the state take the life of Marcellus Williams. You have the power to prevent his execution.

[Innocence Project @innocence]

With so little time until #MarcellusWilliams is set to be executed tomorrow, Sept. 24th at 6 p.m., our best tool is our voice. We must make as much noise as possible in these final hours, as public pressure can make all the difference in the moments leading up to an execution.
Please, email, tweet or call Gov. Parson (@GovParsonMO) RIGHT NOW at 417-373-3400 and URGE him to step in and prevent Marcellus’ execution. https://t.co/2wq41v09Hj

[Innocence Project @innocence]

This is it. We only have TWO DAYS to stop Missouri from executing #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent man.⁠
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Though @GovParsonMO's office is closed today, we can’t let a single moment go by where we’re not urging him to take action. Email, tweet, and contact his office now: https://t.co/sAwrXjul6a

[Jayden Libran @JaydenLibran]

Trump debate quotes as read by The Simpsons! #Simpsons #Trump #debate #kamala #debate2024 #homersimpson

[Tim Ekhlassi (he/him) @timekhlassi]

Can’t reform this

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

BREAKING: The Tyreek Hill body cam footage has been released. And it is about as disgusting as you would expect:

[Tim Ekhlassi (he/him) @timekhlassi]

@jennafabulous Glad you came!

[Chris Alvino @ChrisAlvino]

I still can't get over how bad AI has become. And this is coming from a computer scientist who spent over a decade studying and programming AI.

I fucking LOVE AI, but here are 10 reasons I absolutely fucking hate it now, a 🧵 ...

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

🚨🚨🚨This is a red alert 🚨🚨🚨

Congress wants to make student debt cancelation ilegal. Specifically @SenSchumer @RepJeffries @SenatorCantwell @SenDuckworth & @RepRickLarsen

45 million student debtors need to see this & get VERY VERY loud 📢📢📢

[Tim Ekhlassi (he/him) @timekhlassi]

@missmedstudent My non-doctor wife finished the sentence with 100% accuracy. She’s in it for the long haul

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

3 branches of Midwest Gov’t

[Tim Ekhlassi (he/him) @timekhlassi]

@tmorello Happy birthday Mary!