disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
@uspellCoUrTNey its so simple! i wake up, i turn off my alarm, and i sleep thru all my obligations and then i panic aboht how fucking stupid i am for the rest of the day 💖 hope this helps!
people keep saying "it only has a 1% fatality rate" without carrying that math to its conclusion - 200,000 people in the US got a positive test today. today, 2,000 people found out they're going to die. and it'll happen again tomorrow. and the next day. and the next day.
imagine how fucking MAD it would have been if simm!master’s return was never leaked intentionally by the bbc as a marketing device 💀 the scenes on stan twitter would have been insane